Sunday, April 19, 2009

Bum!

Excerpted Maggie Gallagher:
Gay-marriage advocates are using their seats of power to punish and shut down debate.
Speaking for the other side from his own seat of power, Robert Tilton:

14 comments:

  1. Maggie also says We are watching a coordinated push to "name reality" by powerful cultural elitesI name reality, Sir Crispin Mcwangtangler. Or is my seat not powerful enough for that???

    OOOOOH GOD!!!!!!!! capcha just had a ninogosm

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  2. Hanson Waals
    Lady Reflectednogo Tailors-Correlate
    Mittie Maternal
    Major Doyxrake Loftiness-Revoke
    Mr. Lexdiurnal Douquwoler
    Reba Degraded
    Brigadier General Timex Excised
    Gou Martinique
    King Ebony-Enid Baptisms-Idealizes
    Grandfather Pibeki Commissioning
    Great-Uncle Vuplprodijowub
    Crumbling Slopers
    Willow Muleeclmepleex
    Highways Cledo
    Arguably August
    Jelekisha Housekeepers

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  3. I got "latertab" which pretty much defines my adult existence.

    RB, will you be attending the Pibeki Commissioning? I understand there will be sandwiches.

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  4. So, ah, the Pibekis looking good this year? I don't think they should have sold Coralsky Vardis, he was their standout.

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  5. I think, in the long run, the Jelekisha Housekeepers will reap the benefits of picking Vardis in the first round, despite giving up Hanson Waals to Gou Martinique for two draft picks and a barrel of Major Doyxrake Loftiness-Revoke's "Old Pecuniary" choice whisky.

    This year's Moose Curling championship at the Willow Muleeclmepleex (like a multiplex, but more muleeclmey) will certainly be one to watch, especially with the unorthodox fielding methods being employed by the Crumbling Slopers, and the upstart team from Mittie Maternal.

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  6. Appropriately enough for this post and it's accompanying video, my capcha reads "epoot".

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  7. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 4:45 AM

    using their seats of power

    Didn't William Castle use them as a gimmick to promote The Tingler?

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  8. I can think of more appropriate movies for William Castle's trickery.

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  9. Good Lord , Mr castle had some "interesting" ideas. how many urine soaked theatres can be blamed on him? Once again I learn somefing from teh interweb

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  10. I think an important question is "How many urine-soaked theatres can't be blamed on William Castle?"

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  11. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    We could start by determining how many you are claiming credit for.

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  12. I don't think I need to apologize for finding Monstro the whale scary, Mr. Interrogator.

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  13. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    This year's Moose Curling championship at the Willow Muleeclmepleex ([...] with the unorthodox fielding methods being employed by the Crumbling Slopers

    It is as if Jack Vance had written scripts for 'Round the Horne'.

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  14. Cleaning the moose-curlers afterwards is kind of icky, but the moose look very stylish.

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