when we went to DisneyWorld, they were doing some Christmas Holiday parade thing. We came out of one of the theaters, and the street was filled with colored lights and fake snow, falling in the warm Florida night on a street that was completely out of proportion to actual buildings.
It made me feel like I was helplessly stoned. I had to get out of there. It was supposed to be charming, I guess, but it was awful and stoked The Fear.
I've done Disneyland on Acid twice. The second time I managed to get thrown out. I hate that place with a hot, visceral loathing, but those times were pretty cool.
Not as cool as the California State Fair on Quaaludes. That was hilarious. They had these little boat versions of go karts and a course all marked out on the lake, and I took my boat off the course and they had to chase me down in a bunch more of the boats. The chase lasted for some time, and people on the shore were cheering for me. It was really fun.
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when we went to DisneyWorld, they were doing some Christmas Holiday parade thing. We came out of one of the theaters, and the street was filled with colored lights and fake snow, falling in the warm Florida night on a street that was completely out of proportion to actual buildings.
It made me feel like I was helplessly stoned. I had to get out of there. It was supposed to be charming, I guess, but it was awful and stoked The Fear.
I've done Disneyland on Acid twice. The second time I managed to get thrown out. I hate that place with a hot, visceral loathing, but those times were pretty cool.
Not as cool as the California State Fair on Quaaludes. That was hilarious. They had these little boat versions of go karts and a course all marked out on the lake, and I took my boat off the course and they had to chase me down in a bunch more of the boats. The chase lasted for some time, and people on the shore were cheering for me. It was really fun.
Of course, they threw me out after that...
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