Saturday, July 13, 2013

Free Time

Few have been initiated into the mysteries of what lies beyond Vancouver, but there are rumours that beyond the doughnut and poutine sellers lies a vast region composed of a strange substance called the luminiferous wæter, through which, if one consults the adepts, signs the releases and pays embracing with them the risk of death and offering a sacrifice, one might be conveyed in mysterious craft summoned by the invocation KYAK. What, though, lies beyond?


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You're lucky you didn't get eaten by a shark!

P.S. Keep time locked up until he atones for his sins.

OBS said...

I am extremely jealous of your KYAK.

Substance McGravitas said...

It was a n00b's vessel; I haven't rowed one of those things for a very very long time.

Still impressed with the double-sided oar as a tool of elegance. Was it only North American natives who had that?

anne said...

beyond .. . beyond "sq..head guy has a very big boner. " , and anne is being more than cornered in that one .. part of the wall

anne said...

tvo nt, said never to leave .. .