Sunday, August 31, 2008

Remedios Varo

I suppose this is a still life.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

What Other Country?

Mark Steyn:
“…First, Governor Palin is not merely, as Jay describes her, “all-American”, but hyper-American. What other country in the developed world produces beauty queens who hunt caribou and serve up a terrific moose stew?

What country in the world produces pilots who hunt pelican and serve up your jerboa swirl?

What country in the world produces gamekeepers who hunt doe and serve up no crow bruschetta?

What country in the world produces patent examiners who hunt gazelle or serve up a kind of boisterous lovebird sauce?

What ambitious country in the world produces haberdashers who hunt warthog and serve up one more kangaroo?

What country in the world produces seamstresses who hunt porpoise and serve up a kind of optimal canary smoothie?

What country in the arbitrary world produces guitarists who hunt hare and serve up notorious guinea pig ketchup?

What country in the ephemeral world produces tutors who hunt hog and serve up a kind of zebu custard?

What country in the world produces miners who hunt duck and serve up one adult steer paprikash?

What earnest country in the world produces exterminators who hunt dog and serve up their own snake fizz?

What country in the rambling world produces notaries who hunt anteater or serve up a kind of mustang loaf?

What extraordinary country in the deep world produces materials scientists who hunt newt or serve up one less dog water?

What country in the world produces pediatricians who hunt quagga and serve up your lizard couscous?

What wide-eyed country in the bad world produces fbi agents who hunt civet and serve up the complex oryx chili?

What country in the world produces paleontologists who hunt wildcat and serve up my own buffalo polenta?

What dainty country in the world produces welders who hunt gemsbok or serve up one more giraffe steak?

What patriotic country in the beany world produces illusionists who hunt panda and serve up one more duckbill hamantaschen?

What country in the careful world produces industrial engineers who hunt marmoset and serve up every extroverted platypus smoothie?

What crispy country in the great world produces press officers who hunt otter or serve up one less rat borscht?

What auburn country in the happy world produces aviators who hunt gemsbok and serve up at least one phony cheetah cake?

JanusNode Code

Requires a few files in existence, like Animals and jobs and so forth.

100 Subject(NewRule) < assign(a1,so_articles) 100 > < assign(stew1,RecipePreparations) 100 > < assign(moose1,Animals) 100 > < assign(moose2,Animals) 100 > < assign(other1,adjectives) 100 > < assign(other2,adjectives) 100 > < assign(other3,adjectives) 100 > "What" 100 < get(other1) 50 > "country in the" 100 < get(other2) 50 > "world produce" 100 "s" 100 jobs 100 "s" 100 "who hunt" 100 < get(moose2) 100 > {"and" 100 | "or" 100 } "serve up" 100 s_articles 100 < get(other3) 50 > < get(moose1) 100 > < get(stew1) 100 > "?" 100 return 100 return 100

Friday, August 29, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Imagine the Liberties an Evil Man Could Take with the Pooch I Screwed

John McCain:
Well, my record is clear. I believe that the world is better off without Saddam Hussein. I believe it's clear that he had every intention to acquire and use weapons of mass destruction. I can only imagine what Saddam Hussein would be doing with the wealth he would acquire with oil at $110 and $120 a barrel.
Saddam was so sneaky he would have invaded Iraq himself just to drive up prices.

Thanks Fox!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sherstory

I really like this kooky dictionary but a lot of the results are fairly disturbing.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Synchronized Swimming in Iran

Those mildly befuddled about what's going on here can check out the picture gallery.
It is been only 6 years that this sport is officially taking place, although it has along history. It was first Azam Rashidi that made this possible we all owe her this sport.

We asked her permission for this interview and also this web site. At first she said “:
I had always thought of this sport I really did not think that it exists! My professional sport was swimming and I coached a swimming team in Homa swimming pool. I asked some of the girls to hold their hands and put it in the water it looked really nice.”

In 1993, it was at first a movie by Ester Williams that caught her eyes. Without any technical knowledge she imitated from the movie then she asked one of her friends Mrs. Jafari about this sport.

Har Har

Guy who fakes faith-healing from cancer also a filthy masturbator.
It is with much pain and sadness that I make this statement today.

For over 16 years I have struggled with an addition to adult pornography as a result of this secret life of sin my body would often breakdown.

I'd report the cause of my symptoms simply as illnesses and I've thrown my life into a ministry for many years trying to compensate for my sin.

I believe that I do love Jesus and I know that he loves me and it is this love along with the prayers of people around the world that bring me to this place of confession.

Two years ago, I reported that I was suffering from cancer, the truth is that although I was ill I did not have cancer but was again using the misdiagnosis to hid the lie that I was living.
Readers should note that filthy masturbation is the okay part of the equation.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Conversations with the 6-Year-Old

What did you see at the Museum of Modern Art?

Dali.

What's your favourite Dali?

The Persistence of Memory. Dali is very surreal.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Prescriptions Over the Internet

  • Argonaut said,

    August 15, 2008 at 2:53

    [...]

    My neighbor, in our Blue neighborhood, has a bumper sticker: “Drill Now, Drill Here, Pay Less.” It’s on the bumper of a Yukon XL. My question is, do I sneak up and slap a home-made “DICKHEAD” sticker on the bumper? Do I approach them with faultless logic in a friendly and neighborly way? Do I throw pig’s blood on the vehicle? (No, wait a minit, that’s for people who wear fur coats. Sorry.)

    What do I, a Dirty Fighting Hippy, do?????

  • ____________________________________
  • lawnguylander said,

    August 15, 2008 at 4:09

    What do I, a Dirty Fighting Hippy, do?????

    Get a power drill and drill a pattern spelling out the words “here” and “now” into his SUV. Now.

  • Amy Alkon is Stupid

    This kook wrote something racist and boy is her thread fun to post in because practically anyone can top Amy and her nitwit fans.

    Update: Most fun since the Althouse thread.

    Wednesday, August 13, 2008

    I'm Grateful for More Roy Edroso

    He, like, gets to write and stuff, and he really does and it's interesting. I may lose my job.

    Can't Stop the Haiku

    VA has haiku post up with a Bush post-presidency-personals theme. I contributed because I'm really supposed to be filling a spreadsheet in with medical expenses.

    Memorable man
    Seeks a forgetful woman
    Spring brush in Crawford

    You: kind and lovely,
    Me: much much much much much much
    More important, toots.

    Follow my orders:
    Privileged executive
    Seeks Vice Pissident

    Commander-in-chief
    Seeks Ilsa for orgy fun
    Turd blossom in fall

    Tuesday, August 12, 2008

    Greatest Magneto Drawing Ever!



    Much to my embarrassment it's in a Generation X comic that I downloaded and am reading right now.

    Sunday, August 10, 2008

    Opera and Meaning

    What does it mean that operas in English require subtitles so that people can understand them?

    Thursday, August 7, 2008

    Unique Headlines

    Dog-cloner denies she was Mormon sex kidnapper Joyce McKinney

    Rhymier is the New Shorter!

    Alas, it's written with love. Rhymier Brad:

    Bob Owens the oaf is a nub among knobs,
    Two others help matters by jerking their jobs.
    “America’s Disneyland, everything’s great,
    Not Notsberry Farm ya big Negro ingrate!”

    But a taste of America’s melting pot soup’ll
    Show US opinion is now coloured poople.
    So march with the Bush record subbing for hope,
    And oh look down there! It’s a fresh bar of soap!

    Free time, consider yourself wasted! Urp!

    Bombing Things

    Yes, I think the bombing of Hiroshima was a war crime.