Saturday, August 30, 2008

What Other Country?

Mark Steyn:
“…First, Governor Palin is not merely, as Jay describes her, “all-American”, but hyper-American. What other country in the developed world produces beauty queens who hunt caribou and serve up a terrific moose stew?

What country in the world produces pilots who hunt pelican and serve up your jerboa swirl?

What country in the world produces gamekeepers who hunt doe and serve up no crow bruschetta?

What country in the world produces patent examiners who hunt gazelle or serve up a kind of boisterous lovebird sauce?

What ambitious country in the world produces haberdashers who hunt warthog and serve up one more kangaroo?

What country in the world produces seamstresses who hunt porpoise and serve up a kind of optimal canary smoothie?

What country in the arbitrary world produces guitarists who hunt hare and serve up notorious guinea pig ketchup?

What country in the ephemeral world produces tutors who hunt hog and serve up a kind of zebu custard?

What country in the world produces miners who hunt duck and serve up one adult steer paprikash?

What earnest country in the world produces exterminators who hunt dog and serve up their own snake fizz?

What country in the rambling world produces notaries who hunt anteater or serve up a kind of mustang loaf?

What extraordinary country in the deep world produces materials scientists who hunt newt or serve up one less dog water?

What country in the world produces pediatricians who hunt quagga and serve up your lizard couscous?

What wide-eyed country in the bad world produces fbi agents who hunt civet and serve up the complex oryx chili?

What country in the world produces paleontologists who hunt wildcat and serve up my own buffalo polenta?

What dainty country in the world produces welders who hunt gemsbok or serve up one more giraffe steak?

What patriotic country in the beany world produces illusionists who hunt panda and serve up one more duckbill hamantaschen?

What country in the careful world produces industrial engineers who hunt marmoset and serve up every extroverted platypus smoothie?

What crispy country in the great world produces press officers who hunt otter or serve up one less rat borscht?

What auburn country in the happy world produces aviators who hunt gemsbok and serve up at least one phony cheetah cake?

JanusNode Code

Requires a few files in existence, like Animals and jobs and so forth.

100 Subject(NewRule) < assign(a1,so_articles) 100 > < assign(stew1,RecipePreparations) 100 > < assign(moose1,Animals) 100 > < assign(moose2,Animals) 100 > < assign(other1,adjectives) 100 > < assign(other2,adjectives) 100 > < assign(other3,adjectives) 100 > "What" 100 < get(other1) 50 > "country in the" 100 < get(other2) 50 > "world produce" 100 "s" 100 jobs 100 "s" 100 "who hunt" 100 < get(moose2) 100 > {"and" 100 | "or" 100 } "serve up" 100 s_articles 100 < get(other3) 50 > < get(moose1) 100 > < get(stew1) 100 > "?" 100 return 100 return 100

4 comments:

Snag said...

Those goddamn seamstresses. I knew they weren't dolphin safe.

zeppo said...

Notorious guinea pig ketchup?

Sounds like an excellent name for a rock band.

Anonymous said...

I'll be damned. Is this how you're generating the recipes as well?

Righteous Bubba said...

Yes. The lack of creativity is startling, no?