Eight facts about me:
1. I'd really rather talk about anything but me
2. Other people would really rather talk about anything but me.
3. Self-loathing is an art, but self-loving is a pastime.
4. I don't want no scrubs.
5. I convinced a very smart girl that grapefruit left on the tree became explosive if over-ripe and that's why people hired illegal aliens to do the work.
6. I can play the theme from Star Wars on any instrument.
7. I have thrown many things from tall buildings.
8. My dad took me back-stage to see Tommy Hunter when I was little and I cried.