Bottoms Up!

Alicia Colon really writes this:

I quoted several incidents against conservatives and I also mentioned how liberals poo-pooed Eric Cantor’s statement that bullets had hit his office. Since then, his life has been threatened on a You Tube video, and an arrest has been made [...]

Okay, Alicia Colon writes "poo-pooed" at Big Journalism. THAT IS A SCORE. But it's the internet, and multimedia is required:

I wait in vain for an apology from these bloggers. Meanwhile, let’s take a look at some famous examples of leftist violence. Here’s Chicago, 1968:

Yes friends, that is the picture she uses, and she happily follows that with moving pictures that also feature cops beating the shit out of people. And all of it is just a teaser for her column elsewhere called “When it comes to Hate Speech and Violence, Liberals Rule.”

Municipal Problems

Pity the citizens of Slavyansk:



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ЗОРБ

Mighty Struggles With the Text-to-Path Button

Messers Smut and J— have found that the Vatican gets to make money. Lookit.

HEADS:



TAILS:



EATEN TO THE BUNCH.

My consolation prize:



Thanks Smut!

Hillary Clinton Kicking Ass

It's true:

At the closing news conference, Ms. Clinton was asked about Canada's signature G8 initiative on child and maternal health care in the Third Word. The Conservatives have come under heavy criticism for refusing to say if the plan would fund family planning programs that might include abortion.

Ms. Clinton didn't mince words.

“You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health. And reproductive health includes contraception and family planning and access to legal, safe abortion,” she said.

Also the First Brown-Backed Pelican in Jordan

Looksism

UPDATE:

Something About Celebrities = News

Your liberal media fighting for your interests:

As envelopes fat and thin fill the mailboxes of hopeful college seniors around the country, it's important to remember that acceptance to a certain school does not guarantee wild wealth, international stardom, knighthood or all of the above. With some colleges accepting less than ten percent of their applicants, there are BOUND to be brilliant minds in the reject pool -- here's proof.

Then follows a twelve-frame photo essay in which we learn that Steven Spielberg didn't get into USC for film, Katie Couric didn't get into Smith, and ten other famous people DID NOT GET INTO HARVARD. Unlike you and I and most of the rest of humanity, all of those depicted avoided moonshine, Oxycontin and sex in a trailer park with the stupid cousin THUS NOT PROVING AT ALL the thesis that "acceptance to a certain school does not guarantee wild wealth" and so forth.

Filed For Later Use

Via TPM this is a picture of Bernie Zadrowski, politician and not James Bond villain:

Let Us Journey Through the Mists of Time

Indeed it does, stupidly-named person! Indeed it does! Further then, onwards, upstream against the rushing torrents of time...



Now the character depicted is a big dummy, but let us not discount his pernicious influence on the big dummies reading him.

One Suit to Rule Them All

Spencer Kornhaber has a great gig:

Apparently encouraged by all the attention she received after amending her Taitz v. Obama complaint earlier this week to whack the health-care reform bill (before it was even signed into law!), Orly Taitz, the Queen of the Birthers, has filed a motion to become the Queen of the Health-Care Lawsuits.

Yesterday, a D.C. court docketed the Laguna Niguel dentist's motion asking to consolidate the much-publicized lawsuit of 13 state attorneys general against the health-care reform act with her own lawsuit, which was originally filed to challenge the president's eligibility for office.

Filing's at the link.

Persecution

Adam Baldwin:

Exploiting the “gay marriage” hot button, [Sarah Silverman] said, “If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews.” That fashionable meme crudely diminishes the centuries of slaughter, persecution, desperate hardships and struggles of both blacks and Jews the world over.

Gay folks were apparently busy having centuries of fabulous parties.

In further Big Hollywood news via Mr. Atrios this interview with Victoria Jackson is a gem.

A Pat On the Head

At the Chronicle of Higher Education:

What is the most interesting "trick" you have seen faculty members use to bargain for better student evaluations?

Comment #1:

Being honest with them??

Neu!

Loop on.

The Craft of Writing

I hope that if I ever attempt to make a buck writing stuff - and try to sell myself in public as a writer - I avoid similes such as the closer here:

Lastly, a blackly comic punchline. A spec script I have been laboring on for eighteen months, my fourth, is finally wrapping this week and going to market after rewrites based on coverage. That’s why I’ve been mostly MIA as of late. I know. Alex Perez, aka Hollywood Scab Writer, probably has a better shot at the Biz than I will after this. But I’m a writer. I write. Telling me to stop writing is like telling a charter NAMBLA Member in Good Standing to lay off the young boys. It ain’t happening.

Yes, my friends, that is Digitial Jornal and Big Hollywood contributor John T. Simpson, who was once caught mocking you - yes YOU - for being unwilling to sodomize fictional characters for justice.

Now please comment for I crave comments just as sexy librarians crave submission to adult babies.

This guy in a diaper? HOT.

An Infinity Amount of Dollars

Just go see the OC Weekly for some Orly yuks. No squeeky yet unfortunately.

Three for Four

It's a pope-hat-trick in the religion news. Not as bad as the Muslims though. Whew!

Test

Stuck In My Head

I shouldn't have looked up that other SCTV stuff because 5 Neat Guys won't get out of my head. Then I forget what few lyrics are on offer in these videos and I start humming whatever sentences come to mind like "Please Don't Eat The Turtle In The Icebox" or "I'd Sleep With Any Girl I've Ever Talked To" - write what you know I say - and then the people on the bus look at me funny. But I get my own seat.

A Civil War

Gary Graham:

Ironic, isn’t it? The people who pledged to unite America…have divided it to a point not seen since the Civil War.

I realize the Civil War is a big deal to conservative folks FOR SOME REASON but I recall from my youth actual violence over actual policies. A further investigation of The Internet reveals that after the Civil War some Americans remained less, um, enfranchised than others, and sometimes violence would happen over these divisions. That's right, I'm talking about THE GREEKS.

Anyway, there is not a god-damned bit of proof that America is more divided than it ever has been since the Civil War and Takebacko, The Dog-Poop-Eating Dog DEMANDS THAT YOU EAT YOUR OWN POOP!

News From the In-Box

When Truthers and Birthers are manipulated, WHO WILL SEE THE REAL CONSPIRACY???