Saturday, July 13, 2013

Free Time

Few have been initiated into the mysteries of what lies beyond Vancouver, but there are rumours that beyond the doughnut and poutine sellers lies a vast region composed of a strange substance called the luminiferous wæter, through which, if one consults the adepts, signs the releases and pays embracing with them the risk of death and offering a sacrifice, one might be conveyed in mysterious craft summoned by the invocation KYAK. What, though, lies beyond?

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5 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 13, 2013 at 2:18 AM

    You're lucky you didn't get eaten by a shark!

    P.S. Keep time locked up until he atones for his sins.
    ~

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  2. OBSJuly 15, 2013 at 12:04 PM

    I am extremely jealous of your KYAK.

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  3. Substance McGravitasJuly 15, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    It was a n00b's vessel; I haven't rowed one of those things for a very very long time.

    Still impressed with the double-sided oar as a tool of elegance. Was it only North American natives who had that?

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  4. anneJuly 27, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    beyond .. . beyond "sq..head guy has a very big boner. " , and anne is being more than cornered in that one .. part of the wall

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  5. anneJuly 31, 2013 at 6:00 PM

    tvo nt, said never to leave .. .

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