I LOVE TO HELP.
Drink blue pus?
Clink brew thus?
Dink-chew Gus?
Stink poo plus?
Think you suss?
Nonetheless, I love that UndocuBus rhymes with incubus, given what illegal immigration is doing to our country.Oh fuck off.
TIGRIS AWESOMENESS UPDATE:
"UndocuBus?
An incubus!"
"He raises such a stink," you fuss
"It forces one to think, 'Jealous!
If instead a succubus
were riding his l'il dinky-bus
He would be in the pink, I trust!'"
You recognize a fink and plus
You give the jerk a link, I cuss!
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I believe we now require the verse tag.
Can it be a haiku?
ReplyDeleteI do not know.
ReplyDeleteThe succubus
ReplyDeleteDrove the bus
Over the incubus
The End
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Reince Priebus?
ReplyDeleteRiebus Keniebus?
Ah ha, hush that fuss
ReplyDeleteEverybody move to the back of the bus
Unsure if it'll post over there, but here was my entry:
ReplyDeleteDropping, falling...
...diving towards...
Two lovers lost.
Plummeting
...birds?
(stolen, of course, from Mr. Zero.)
That one was something to see. "We lack the will." Would there have been a lack of will in the Stone Age? NO.
ReplyDeleteThey indeed had real STONES in the Stone Age.
ReplyDeleteSuch solecisms as "flaunting the law" are the perfect symbol of illiteracy.
ReplyDeleteFlaunting the law!
ReplyDeleteFlaunting the law!
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I love your trolling.
ReplyDeleteI love that UndocuBus rhymes with incubus, given what illegal immigration is doing to our country.
ReplyDeleteIllegal immigration is sexing up the ladeez whilst we sleep? AWESOME.
"UndocuBus?
An incubus!"
"He raises such a stink," you fuss
"It forces one to think, 'Jealous!
If instead a succubus
were riding his l'il dinky-bus
He would be in the pink, I trust!'"
You recognize a fink and plus
You give the jerk a link, I cuss!
That is excellent.
ReplyDeleteThat was ridonculous.
ReplyDelete