So that's why potatoes have eyes.
Filed under "Chick Magnets".~
In fairness, potatoes are known to be quite sensitive in romantic situations.
My eyes always tear up when I'm slicing Spam, when it occurs to me that I could be having real food.
Higher quality spam than I get. Dunno if that's surprising or not.
I dunno if manufacturing tears to convince the ladeez of your feelings is all that classy. Photo update essentially a stash for later, but it fits.
I don't like to talk to my victims before cutting.
Artificial tears are NOT DRAG-&-DROP. Harumph.
Also they do not taste right.
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So that's why potatoes have eyes.
ReplyDeleteFiled under "Chick Magnets".
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In fairness, potatoes are known to be quite sensitive in romantic situations.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes always tear up when I'm slicing Spam, when it occurs to me that I could be having real food.
ReplyDeleteHigher quality spam than I get. Dunno if that's surprising or not.
ReplyDeleteI dunno if manufacturing tears to convince the ladeez of your feelings is all that classy. Photo update essentially a stash for later, but it fits.
ReplyDeleteI don't like to talk to my victims before cutting.
ReplyDeleteArtificial tears are NOT DRAG-&-DROP. Harumph.
ReplyDeleteAlso they do not taste right.
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