Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Regrets

Over the holidays I gave some of my dexedrine to a relative.

Thinking back about what I have done, I feel I was wrong not to charge her so that I could say I sold drugs to my little sister.
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21 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 18, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    I feel I was wrong not to charge her so that I could say I sold drugs to my little sister.

    You say that as if it is not a typical thing.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 18, 2012 at 1:51 PM

    I've had a few...
    ~

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  3. Substance McGravitasJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    You say that as if it is not a typical thing.

    I am an awesome older brother I guess.

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  4. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    I had to look up Dexedrine. It looks as though it's mainly used to treat ADD and depression. Now I'm wondering which those things you are. Because I am nosy, and, well, you SAID! Unless you take then recreationally...in which case I could recommend some better choices.

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  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 18, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    And here I thought dexedrine was the answer to this question, "Do you really want to skate around the rink for the entire free skate going as fast as you possibly can?"
    ~

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  6. JenniferJanuary 18, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    I'm now thinking back to studying for a final when a roommate decided to be helpful and I ended up not being able to study because my eyes were moving too fast to read.

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  7. Substance McGravitasJanuary 18, 2012 at 2:36 PM

    Now I'm wondering which those things you are.

    I am Legion.

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  8. RachelJanuary 18, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    So it's a little fast and he's a bit sharp:

    http://youtu.be/8ThWaMnlSZM

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  9. fishJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:22 PM

    He never said they were his drugs. Perhaps SMcG has a bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD. Not sure how you could tell exactly, but possible.

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  10. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:42 PM

    Ok, fish, you're really funny. I get it.

    W/v is hotysism, which I am going to pretend is hoitytoityism

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  11. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:49 PM

    I remember in my late teens...first time I got tipsy...my eyes kept darting back and forth, really fast.

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  12. Smut ClydeJanuary 19, 2012 at 11:15 AM

    a roommate decided to be helpful
    Were spiders involved?

    Perhaps SMcG has a bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD.
    Perhaps SMcG isa bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD.

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  13. JenniferJanuary 19, 2012 at 11:23 AM

    Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

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  14. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 19, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    Yo Goatse Taco Bell.

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  15. Substance McGravitasJanuary 19, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    While there is Taco Bell in BC, I am pleased to report that no outlets exist in Vancouver proper. But not many better options for Mexican food either, though NAFTA has brought a lot of Mexicans here.

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  16. Mendacious DJanuary 19, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Perhaps SMcG is a bipolar chihuahua with anxiety and ADD.

    Untrue. He's a teacup Malamute.

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  17. JenniferJanuary 19, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    Yo Quiero dexedrine.

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  18. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 19, 2012 at 2:41 PM

    It appears that you've been fingered, Mr. McGravitas. (IF that is your real name!)
    ~

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  19. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJanuary 19, 2012 at 2:49 PM

    Seems like kind of s private matter, thudner.

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  20. M. BouffantJanuary 19, 2012 at 4:23 PM

    Kids today don't know nuffin':

    I had to look up Dexedrine. It looks as though it's mainly used to treat ADD and depression.

    It is used by all-night truck drivers to stay awake. Long haul, baby!

    The ADD & depression are just bullshit to keep the trucks rolling.

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  21. mikeyJanuary 19, 2012 at 5:16 PM

    West Coast Turnaround!!!

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