Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Someone Should Sue Google Translate

18 comments:

  1. ايلي الساحرة

    This is moi in arabic. I have no idea what it says. My meat-world first name means "farm woman" in Cantonese.

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  2. Well, it's official:w/v is sentient.

    "farmam"

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  3. This is moi in arabic. I have no idea what it says.

    I only read Arabic well enough to sound things out and I do that badly, but I'd say it looks something like Ayli Alsahreh. Maybe Mandos is around.

    If you want sounds I woulda gone with something more like ولي
    for "Wiley" and the "witch" part is trouble because I don't think there's an equivalent for the "tch" sound and anyway the word just gets translated.

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  4. "Lena" is a really awesome name because I've seen it in Farsi as لنا which looks, um, appropriately feminine.

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  5. I've seen it in Farsi as لنا

    BUTTOCKS.

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  6. Buttocks with a belly button, Mr. Body Modification?

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  7. OK, that's weird. I immediately went to boobs, Smut went to butts...and I JUST figured out that Sub was referring to, you, know that NAUGHTY AREA where the vibrator (or whatever) goes.

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  8. I suppose the tramp stamp counts, but those are usually not so dainty.

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  9. Weird. I always thought tramp stamps were known for their tasteful subtlety.

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  10. My grasp of Arabic is mostly second-hand, from a childhood occasionally speaking a language that superficially (!!!) uses the same script plus some basic Muslim education. Substance's pronunciation seems right to me. But I don't know why they didn't put a waw to get "Waili". Maybe in Arabic that would become "Wa-aili".

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  11. And then the Vamplions ruled for a thousand years.
    ~

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  12. Using Arabic script to write non-Semitic languages is just silly. But it's not as if using Latin script to write English has worked particularly well.

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  13. And then the Vamplions ruled for a thousand years.

    Do they have vamp stamps? AFAF.

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  14. where the vibrator (or whatever) goes.

    Did not know they could vibrate. Where is the switch? AFAF

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