i just realized that i do not read your blog often enough...so, i'm proud to say, i've just spent the last 45 minutes reading past posts...time well spent...
Damned cool looking cat. Great black fur. Purrfect cat eyes.
One of a cousin's aunt told a great story about a neighbor of hers, many years, before, who was a lush whose children were practically raised by the dog. Whenever the baby got too close to the street, the dog would gingerly pick him up by the diaper then drop him gently onto the grass near the house.
It's really cool how dogs recognize children. It's really uncool how many human adults don't.
FOCUS ON THE COOL CAT WITH SLEEP MAKING POWERS. I wish I had one of those. Clouds can't have pets though, except fish.
Darned cute kitty bit! Cat's have amazing control over just how much or how little claw they allow into their strokes. Mine wakes me with carefully augmented amounts, closer and closer to nose and lips...
Guided By Orbs.
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i just realized that i do not read your blog often enough...so, i'm proud to say, i've just spent the last 45 minutes reading past posts...time well spent...
ReplyDeleteWell thank you very much. I am feeling all Christmasy for some reason. We'll put that to a stop with a dentist appointment soon.
ReplyDeletepro tip: inhale as much nitrous as you possibly can...
ReplyDeleteWe'll put that to a stop with a dentist appointment soon.
ReplyDeleteSurely an opportunity for goatse posting.
Mangina dentata?
ReplyDeletepro tip: inhale as much nitrous as you possibly can...
ReplyDeleteTruth to tell, ask for the sodium pentathol.
Coming soon: lamé scheduled posts.
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ReplyDeleteHow many lame scheduled posts can you expect over the holidays?
Look, it is Festivus, not some generic "holidays," dammit.
Looks liek another one that Snopes got wrong.
ReplyDeleteDamned cool looking cat. Great black fur. Purrfect cat eyes.
ReplyDeleteOne of a cousin's aunt told a great story about a neighbor of hers, many years, before, who was a lush whose children were practically raised by the dog. Whenever the baby got too close to the street, the dog would gingerly pick him up by the diaper then drop him gently onto the grass near the house.
It's really cool how dogs recognize children. It's really uncool how many human adults don't.
FOCUS ON THE COOL CAT WITH SLEEP MAKING POWERS. I wish I had one of those. Clouds can't have pets though, except fish.
Oh. so i'm posting double now. i haven't had that much to drink
ReplyDeleteCHEERS!, he cheered.
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Oh, I see. I leave and you bring out the cute stuff...but when I'm around it's All Goatse All the Time. FINE THEN!
ReplyDeleteI have special Xmas power to eliminate double posts.
ReplyDeleteZombie cat lulls the unsuspecting infant to sleep, then CHOMP.
ReplyDeleteDid the cat tell you how to do that?
ReplyDeleteDarned cute kitty bit! Cat's have amazing control over just how much or how little claw they allow into their strokes. Mine wakes me with carefully augmented amounts, closer and closer to nose and lips...
ReplyDeletenote to self: locate claw trimmer!