Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!

At Christmas time the family’s glad
As that’s when Santa fucks your dad.
But what’s that bag of presents for?
It’s because your mom’s a whore.

Please feel free to add scurrilous verse so I have more for next year.
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5 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald BastardDecember 25, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    I think you'd best enlist the aid of your fellow Canuckistani.

    Happy Christmas, old chum!

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 25, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    I think this is a fine subject for Janus Node.
    ~

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  3. Dragon-King WangchuckDecember 25, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    I think you'd best enlist the aid of your fellow Canuckistani.

    And whom would that be?

    I thought I already had a pretty good go at this, just like with your mom.

    Anyways,

    It's teh most wonderful time of teh year,
    Your dad gets new toys for his rear.
    He shames teh turkey with how much stuffing he takes,
    Still nothing compared to yer mum (teh whore), fer chrissakes.

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  4. M. BouffantDecember 27, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    Xmas comes but once a yr.
    (The same can't be said for your mum)

    And as always the staff at the emergency room
    Pull .gif(t)s from your dad's goatsed bum

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  5. Substance McGravitasDecember 27, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Thank you poets.

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