Monday, December 26, 2011

A Haul



Look with envy upon the various hints contained in this glorious treasure.
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19 comments:

  1. Smut ClydeDecember 26, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    No-one gave you beer?

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 26, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    Sexy weekend, Hubba hubba.

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  3. tigrisDecember 26, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Scope, dental floss and nasal strips? Are these gifts with A Message?

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  4. wileyDecember 26, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    What's the pickle stuff in the very cool tin?

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  5. Substance McGravitasDecember 26, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    Those are pickle "mints".

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  6. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 26, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    I eat a bowl of Charming and Witty every morning.

    I have to say the things I find most intriguing are the hot sauce and the Scope.

    Also, Ive been meaning to ask you: Do you just have the biggest sweet tooth in creation? Do you even eat savory foods?

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 26, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    I believe it means that Substance received a hefty gift certificate to Archie McPhee's.

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  8. Substance McGravitasDecember 26, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Also, Ive been meaning to ask you: Do you just have the biggest sweet tooth in creation? Do you even eat savory foods?

    When I have to.

    Hey, another dentist appointment tomorrow to replace the temporary crown and also the filling that has just popped out. All this is completely coincidental.

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  9. Hamish MackDecember 26, 2011 at 7:46 PM

    The massive amount of candy is overcome the bitterness that coats the Mark Steyn CD. Even if he had only thought about it it would still be soaked in bitterness.

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  10. Substance McGravitasDecember 26, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    Can you believe that? A Steyn CD?

    I wish everyone to know that this is a promo item, no money changed hands in this particular attempt to scare me.

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  11. Hamish MackDecember 26, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    It broke my bizarreometer, that's for sure

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  12. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 27, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    I've never encountered a man with an honest to gosh sweet tooth before. It's endearing!

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  13. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 27, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    holy fuck, Mark Steyn made a CD?

    Y'all, I start to see a downside to the spread of easy digital mastering.

    Of course, if you actually listen to the cursed thing and report on it, Substance, I believe you have a lifetime guest spot at Sadly No.

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  14. Substance McGravitasDecember 27, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    Well clearly if Steyn does some storytelling the words will be used in some other way...

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  15. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 27, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    well, he damn well better not be SNGING.

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  16. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 27, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    I didn't see the Steyn thing until y'all pointed it out. I'd actually rather he sung. I know the guy fancies himself something of a comedian. The idea of spoken word kookiness makes me wanna pull a Linda Blair.

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  17. M. BouffantDecember 27, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    Assuming you went to the One Loonie & Up Store.

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  18. Substance McGravitasDecember 27, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    What are you talking about? Santa has elves making Mark Steyn CDs for ALL the children of the world.

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  19. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 27, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    "something" of a comedian.

    "a really shitty one" comes to mind.

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