"Hi Wuggytug! I am a Canadian driving around the Ozarks. Seen any Hippies around?"
And the Wuggytug showed me where the Hippies gambol and frolic:
The Wuggytug showed me what the Hippies worship:
And where the Hippies eat:
The Wisdom of the Hippies was revealed to me:
The most important lesson, though, involved Dances with Wienies:
I thought I had figured that one out already, but I was wrong.
You're never coming back, are you...
ReplyDeleteDid you eat anything, there, Sub? If you did then you will never get away.
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit, raspberry-pistachio loaf.
ReplyDeleteYou're never coming back, are you...
ReplyDeleteI forgot I wasn't the only Arkansas girl around. And here I thought this entry was just for me. Why can't I be a special snowflake JUST ONCE?!!!!!
Well, hurt butt aside, I should tell you that hippie-sightings aren't all that rare up in that NW corner of Arkansas. And Fayetteville is kind of a hotbed of dirty, hairy hippiedom. What I'm trying to say is that if you hit one with your car, they're not worth that many points.
I think you owe us more cactus pictures.
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You're never coming back, are you...
ReplyDeleteI forgot I wasn't the only Arkansas girl around. And here I thought this entry was just for me. Why can't I be a special snowflake JUST ONCE?!!!!!
VS- I don't know if you're referring to me in this, but you're quoting my comment... I'm not from Arkansas so you can have this post all to yourself. Maybe the other Jennifer is from Arkansas.
I'm going start signing in places that have a lot of Sadly,No! people with "I'm not that Jennifer!" :)
Maybe the other Jennifer is from Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteShe is. But you aren't. Which at least I know.
My mother (Not a hippie!) used to have some of those blue glass birds.
Why can't vs keep her Jennifers straight?
ReplyDeleteAlso, there's a Dr. Suess parody called "Too Many Jennifers" that needs to be done. Although do NOT consider that a request for YOU to do it, Mr. Substance!
We need a Jennifer filing system or something.
ReplyDeletew/v says uredis. Yes I did, w/v, yes I did.
She is. But you aren't. Which at least I know.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Also, there's a Dr. Suess parody called "Too Many Jennifers" that needs to be done.
There are too many, but as UC so kindly pointed out, they're starting to die off.
The one time in life I decide to use my real name... who knew.
We need a Jennifer filing system or something.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like we're fingernails.
I am the other Zombie, and I am tired of you people confusing us.
ReplyDeleteactually, there is another Zombie (no fricking extra names) who is a wingnut, and occasionally gets reference at Whiskeyfire. I have tried to get people to refer to that one as Zombie (the other one) or Zombie (the stupid one), but the effort is not getting any traction.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain, Jennifer.
do you use a cabinet for your fingernails, Jennifer? He zombied innocently.
ReplyDeleteZRM- perhaps I could start going by "the Jennifer who can't comment correctly". :)
ReplyDeleteZRM- perhaps I could start going by "the Jennifer who can't comment correctly". :)
ReplyDeleteSometimes, we all start drinking before noon, Jennifer, it's OK.
I wish. :)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Von's cake vodka!?
Weeeeeeeeeeeell, it seems fitting to me that my official introduction to "Saying Yes" Jennifer is my confusing her with "3 WEird Sisters" Jennifer. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteOK, which is the Jennifer who comments at Sadly,No? It's the OTHER Jennifer, right?
BTW, thanks for setting me straight, Jennifer. This actually does clear up some confusion for me.
I am rarely at Sadly, No! and don't think I've commented there in years. I would be the one you see most frequently at Zombie's, here, Riddled...
ReplyDeletewell, darn. A confused VS is an HILARIOUS vs.
ReplyDeleteShe's just Jenny from the Blog Roll.
ReplyDeleteNow I say a little, now I say a lot...
ReplyDeletewell, darn. A confused VS is an HILARIOUS vs.
ReplyDeleteAm I clown to you? Do I AMUSE you?
Holy hell, the scrolls are by Gandhi...and Ziggy? Not exactly mental peers, you know?
ReplyDeleteAlso, one by someone named "Gahndi".
Am I clown to you? Do I AMUSE you?
ReplyDeletewell, you ARE wearing pink bunny ears. I was assuming the red floppy shoes based on that, I confess.
Ghandi and Ziggy are totally like the 2 Jennifers--I'm always getting them conused.
ReplyDeleteGhandi and Ziggy
ReplyDeleteAlso confused with Gandhi and Gahndi. And Zgigy.
well, you ARE wearing pink bunny ears. I was assuming the red floppy shoes based on that, I confess.
ReplyDeleteI said--very loudly--when I was trying on shoes this weekend that MY FEET HAD GONE UP A WHOLE SIZE SINCE MY PREGNANCY. Obviously, it was important that I let everyone in the store know.
You know what I just realized? That girl in the pink bunny ears REALLY needs some Bad Ronald glasses.
ReplyDeleteAlso confused with Gandhi and Gahndi. And Zgigy.
ReplyDeleteIt's called "creative spelling." I'm an artist. You wouldn't understaanduh.
perhaps I could start going by "the Jennifer who can't comment correctly"
ReplyDeletePlease be more specific.
As is amply demonstrated by this thread, I don't think this an issue that only concerns posters named "Jennifer."
ReplyDeleteI'm of course referring to zrm, who is a huge butthole.
well, I suspect we can all agree on that....
ReplyDeleteI'm of course referring to zrm, who is a huge butthole.
ReplyDeleteBut he's our butthole!!!
Wait...
I thought that the British remake "Man on a Butthole" was just prurient.
ReplyDeleteNow everybody stop it with the goatse-bait.
ReplyDeleteI am so pleased that it was the zombie who caught the Ziggy AND the Gahndi.
ReplyDeleteIt's called "creative spelling." I'm an artist. You wouldn't understaanduh.
ReplyDeleteBy that measure, the person who did those plaque-scrolls is also an artist.
Or perhaps an Artiste.
caught the Ziggy AND the Gahndi.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it makes me wonder if "wuggytug" was spelled correctly.
It's called "creative spelling." I'm an artist.
ReplyDeleteSo creative spelling improves one's number of mates and reproductive fitness? AFAF.
So creative spelling improves one's number of mates and reproductive fitness? AFAF.
ReplyDeleteCreative as she spells, she's only had one babby. She's no Duggar.
I'm a little long in the tooth to go all Duggar on everybody now. Besides, EWWWWWWWW.
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