Thursday, August 18, 2011

Note to Smut

Nobody wants their dinner party described as "tentacular".



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19 comments:

  1. Dr.KennethNoisewaterAugust 18, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    THAT'S NOT THE CALAMARI I ORDERED!

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  2. Dragon-King WangchuckAugust 18, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    This dinner party goes up to ELEVEN-tacular.

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  3. BrandoAugust 18, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Never ask for the fresh catch of the day at the Jules Verne Cafe.

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  4. Dragon-King WangchuckAugust 18, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    Savannah College of Art and Design must be an interesting place if their breast and blightest can't spele summa cum laude.

    Wait. Maybe it's sumo cum laude*.

    *Fat wrestlers** are screamers.
    **Apologies for teh looksist fat reference. WV reminds me that even teh heaviest yokozuna is a persen.

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  5. M. BouffantAugust 18, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    Another food note to Huitlacoche Clyde.

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  6. Smut ClydeAugust 18, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    "Note to Smut"
    IIRC, tigris has the one who keeps revealing her exhaustive knowledge of tentacle porn.

    Another food note to Huitlacoche Clyde.

    I have a vague idea for a blog post sometime that will describe my domestic experiments with using different kinds of flour in the home baking. Basically the family have been positive about most of these variant bread recipes, except the one using rye flour (98% ergot free!).
    I have been advised to "keep my powdered rye".

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  7. Whale ChowderAugust 18, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    domestic experiments with using different kinds of flour in the home baking.

    I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

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  8. Dr.KennethNoisewaterAugust 18, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Tell that to N_B.

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  9. Dr.KennethNoisewaterAugust 18, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    yokozuna

    *tilts head sideways in a puppy-like manner*

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  10. mikeyAugust 18, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    Hey!

    Who was taking pictures at my last little soiree?

    'Cause the first rule about Octopus Dinner is...

    Well, you know...

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  11. Substance McGravitasAugust 18, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Sumo will just bring out the trolls.

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  12. Substance McGravitasAugust 18, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    if their breast and blightest can't spele summa cum laude.

    I take that to be the gallery's error.

    You must watch this.

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  13. M. BouffantAugust 19, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    You must watch this.

    I give mom/dad five yrs. before they are dead at the hands of their spawn.

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  14. Dragon-King WangchuckAugust 19, 2011 at 6:25 AM

    OMFG What did I just watch?!?

    U R an horrible monster, and that is why you cannot begin to comprehend the immense greatness that is sumo.

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  15. fishAugust 19, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

    Tell that to Cavallaro.

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  16. Big Bad Bald BastardAugust 19, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

    What if it's a gingerbread house? Huh?

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  17. Substance McGravitasAugust 19, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    Fish posts a link and right there on the page is fish propaganda. He may be marked as spam soon.

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  18. tigrisAugust 19, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    Fish spam sounds surprisingly tasty.

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  19. mikeyAugust 19, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    Wrap smoked salmon in uncured bacon.

    Sear in a HOT pan.

    Ok, it's better with sea scallops, but the idea is that the addition of pork products makes anything spam-like...

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