Friday, October 22, 2010

Reason to Panic

Via one of those reliable English papers:
Aircraft crashes after crocodile on board escapes and sparks panic
A small airliner crashed into a house, killing a British pilot and 19 others after a crocodile smuggled into the aircraft in a sports bag escaped and started a panic.
If the pilots had been equipped with their own crocodiles this disaster could have been averted.

If you are seated beside the gentleman below RUN RUN RUN to Fox News and collect millions.

25 comments:

  1. As it was the Torygraph I'm surprised that the Alligator did not take over the plane and fly it into a packed synagogue while simultaneously disproving global warming.
    IT'S A PAPER OF NOTE!!!

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  2. Original source for the story currently circulating.

    If pilots and crew can't carry their own crocs, then at least there should be a plainclothes Steve Irwin on every flight.

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  3. Duh, it was IN A TOTEBAG!

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  4. Exactly the same thing happened in a "Dreams of the Rarebit Fiend" strip, which I will scan and post as soon as enough people chip into the "Buy Smut a New Scanner" fund

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  5. I am sending you TEN PSYCHIC DOLLARS as I type this.

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  6. I sense a movie with Samuel L. Jackson.

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  7. Smut, do you have the Dover edition? Because I have that and a scanner, and with the page number I could possibly assist you in this important endeavor.

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  8. That would be Page 6. Perhaps you should send Substance a scan for this sadly under-illustrated post.

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  9. when I see crocodiles dressed as corcodiles on airplanes it makes me nervous

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  10. I reckon it's gotta be one of these:

    http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display/964

    http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display/949

    http://www.comicstriplibrary.org/display/914

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  11. Gosh, a Winsor McCay archive. I could have some fun with that.

    I was thinking of #964 but they're all good.

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  12. Blogger Kathleen said...

    oops

    Is it a cranberry vodka weekend?

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  13. IT IS UNHEALTHY FOR A LADY WITH A BABY TO DRINK!!!

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  14. Damn it, Mikey, stealing my scanner-owning thunder!

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  15. In which Tigris learns the fundamental reason why I am, and have remained unemployed...

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  16. Re: the image

    Did you see the paragraph on Glib & Superficial in Edroso's Monday column?

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