The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. -Alfred Hitchcock, In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995) British movie director (1899 - 1980)
I had the novelization of The Omen when I was but a lad, and the guy who got his head chopped off would bathe his genitalia in his own pee to protect against venereal disease.
Yes, but whose? Now MenD has reminded me of how Tycho Brahe died of a ruptured bladder after sitting through a 19-hour non-stop festival of Andy Warhol experimental films. I have a sad.
Movies are longer than ever!
ReplyDeleteI can hold my water like a camel- BRING ON THE FIVE HOUR MOVIE!!
ReplyDeleteFive and a half hours.
ReplyDeleteOver four hours.
And marathon screenings of The Kingdom are fun.
A real man can hold his urine.
ReplyDeleteMakes the popcorn soggy though.
ReplyDeleteA real man can hold his urine.
ReplyDeleteI took the Substantial Urine challenge. Turns out I'm not a real man. All the urine kept running between my fingers...
A real man can hold his urine.
ReplyDeleteA manly man can drink his.
I had the novelization of The Omen when I was but a lad, and the guy who got his head chopped off would bathe his genitalia in his own pee to protect against venereal disease.
ReplyDeleteThe ushers frown upon such behaviour.
ReplyDeleteAlso someone should have told him about the squirrel solution.
Bladders are quite durable when used, in pairs, as earmuffs.
ReplyDeletethe endurance of the human bladder.
ReplyDeleteYes, but whose?
Bladders? Earmuffs?
ReplyDeleteYes, but whose?
ReplyDeleteNow MenD has reminded me of how Tycho Brahe died of a ruptured bladder after sitting through a 19-hour non-stop festival of Andy Warhol experimental films. I have a sad.