Monday, August 16, 2010

World's Tiniest Violin Shoved Up Your Ass

God bless the British press and all who fail on her:
Fraudsters are posing as fisherman to con BP out of thousands of dollars in compensation for the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
Assuming "thousands" as $99,999 I believe that is a full 0.000499995% of that twenty billion dollar fund.

Send the redcoats in!

4 comments:

  1. Fortunately "the idea of a commenter whose singular effort creates an original comment is rooted in Enlightenment ideas of the individual", so fish is at least off the hook for comment-stealing.

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  2. so fish is at least off the hook

    I see what you did there...

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  3. I don't steal comments, I use texts.

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