Monday, August 16, 2010

Independent Living

Don't need no nursing home or nothing:
While no weapon was produced, the 75-year-old told staff at a Prince George Bank of Nova Scotia that he was armed. Staff surrendered a small amount of cash and the robber made his getaway as RCMP were called around 11:45 a.m. Friday.

The suspect was described as a Caucasian male weighing about 230 pounds. He was wearing a straw hat, white T-shirt, grey jogging pants and dark glasses - and he was using a walker that many rely on for mobility.
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4 comments:

  1. Smut ClydeAugust 16, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    Can M. Bouffant account for his movements?

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  2. mikeyAugust 16, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    This next exhibit is one we're quite proud of, actually. It's called "The Zimmer Frame and the Annals of Crime - A History of (Assisted) Violence

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  3. J—August 16, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    It was an imperial walker. If you're not an Ewok, don't fuck with it.

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  4. M. BouffantAugust 18, 2010 at 10:57 PM

    No "Canadian Mounted, baby a police force that works" reference, just: Can M. Bouffant account for his movements?

    Oh, you'll be very, very sorry you asked that question, as I can account for several wks. of movements.

    SoCal is where it's at for bank robbin' anyway. Freeway close, & all the other clichés.

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