Oh! Like when a nineteen year old kid comes sliding down the muddy track blown to shit from his thighs to his belly, and somewhere back up that muddy trail is his johnson and he's sobbing and you know he's gonna die so there's no reason for him to know, so you have to keep his hands away and convince him that he's all intact and shit, and the fuckers start dropping mortars on you and you have to make a decision about your own well being, so you squirm back into a little depression and with no one to control that kid, his hands discover the worse news, and his sobbing cry is the most horrific sound you ever hear and you listen to him die in sick horror with ChiCom 81s dropping in the mud around you, with not one goddam thing to be done.
How long did it take you to train all those spermatozoa?
ReplyDeleteGranny is hopping her way back through time. Eventually she will be eaten by a dinosaur.
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I thought the Mayans used skullcuts instead of wood.
ReplyDeleteHow long did it take you to train all those spermatozoa?
ReplyDeleteStill working on it. Right now in fact.
Do you need any more? I am happy to contribute. God showed me how.
ReplyDeleteMayan? It needs more penis perforation
ReplyDeleteHere, two men have pierced their penises to shed blood.
ReplyDeleteTwo other men are staring in admiration. "Cool! A jade-studded Prince Albert!"
Oh! Like when a nineteen year old kid comes sliding down the muddy track blown to shit from his thighs to his belly, and somewhere back up that muddy trail is his johnson and he's sobbing and you know he's gonna die so there's no reason for him to know, so you have to keep his hands away and convince him that he's all intact and shit, and the fuckers start dropping mortars on you and you have to make a decision about your own well being, so you squirm back into a little depression and with no one to control that kid, his hands discover the worse news, and his sobbing cry is the most horrific sound you ever hear and you listen to him die in sick horror with ChiCom 81s dropping in the mud around you, with not one goddam thing to be done.
ReplyDeleteHey! Are we having any fun yet?
Mikey made the thread sad.
ReplyDeleteThat granny was RIGHT.
ReplyDeleteThread needs more photographs of cats with poorly-spelled and grammar-challenged comments.
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