Thursday, June 24, 2010

Not Smart Enough For Her Own Good

A hot girl at college
Discovered that knowledge
Was something for which she would pay;
If she'd been a bit smarter
Or studied up harder
She might have been childless and gay.

Via.
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11 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©June 24, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    Or flunked outta H.S.
    ~

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  2. mikeyJune 24, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    Wha...?

    So. Berkeley = Los Angeles?

    For what values of Berkeley?

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  3. NutellaonToastJune 24, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    if you centered an area the size of LA around UC Berkeley you'd encompass over a million people's homes.

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  4. Smut ClydeJune 24, 2010 at 11:04 PM

    For what values of Berkeley?

    Values that do not include "kicking a stone".

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  5. Rusty ShacklefordJune 25, 2010 at 5:23 AM

    I've been to Berkeley, and I've been to Starkville, and I guess I really couldn't tell you any differences between the two.

    Rural agricultural towns, on the other hand, are all unique and beautiful snowflakes.

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  6. tigrisJune 25, 2010 at 6:35 AM

    Rural agricultural towns, on the other hand, are all unique and beautiful snowflakes.

    Unique and beautiful snowflakes that smell like poop.

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  7. NutellaonToastJune 25, 2010 at 8:16 AM

    Oh lord, and don't get me started on those pretentious pricks up in Iowa City.

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  8. Substance McGravitasJune 25, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    SPUTTER!

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  9. Big Bad Bald BastardJune 25, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    My favorite line:

    Not pretty enough to be a real target, her youth and her innocence were attractive enough to get her seduced and abandoned.

    A real target for what?

    Moisture-seeking missiles?

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  10. M. BouffantJune 25, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    We'll have you know that Los Angeleeze is a TWO-UNIVERSITY town.

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  11. Substance McGravitasJune 25, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    Pittsburgh has the very scary CATHEDRAL OF LEARNING. Batmen optional.

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