Y'know, in general I fell like I should be grateful for the extent to which you guys leave my ex-wife and that whole debacle out of this conversation.
Sadly, that extent is brought into sharp relief by the (admittedly very rare) posts about her. But I must say, using her picture is kind of beyond the pale. And y'know, "Viscera Sucker" was a pet name, not something I ever expected to see scattered around the intert00bz like willy and his little friend nilly.
Look, she belongs to the ages now, gone on to suck the joy and life out of populations greater than you and I, to crush the soul of society's leaders, and destroy entire swaths of contentment. She's no longer simply fodder for our cold night sweats and "I Still Miss My Wife...But My Aim Is Improving" bumper stickers...
Thanks for the thread necromancy, Smut! I could totally picture MM's head and viscera separating from her body. The funny part, in light of the wikiwakiwoo entry is that MM is not getting any younger:
A manananggal is described as being an older, beautiful woman
Zombies: passé?
ReplyDeleteOver the hill, at any rate.
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thunder: h8r.
ReplyDeleteClearly you were not paying attention. I am surprised that BBBB has not AHEMed you.
ReplyDeleteAlso this thread.
A Mr. Bubba was in one of those threads two days after BBBB and rhymed purple:
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
And violets are purple
Somebody who goes
To look up usurp’ll
Find you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.
Ho ho, that guy had his uses.
Bunch of aswangs.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise.
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My reference to Filipino culture is a very serious, thoughtful, reference that has never been made in such detail or with such care.
ReplyDeleteY'know, in general I fell like I should be grateful for the extent to which you guys leave my ex-wife and that whole debacle out of this conversation.
ReplyDeleteSadly, that extent is brought into sharp relief by the (admittedly very rare) posts about her. But I must say, using her picture is kind of beyond the pale. And y'know, "Viscera Sucker" was a pet name, not something I ever expected to see scattered around the intert00bz like willy and his little friend nilly.
Look, she belongs to the ages now, gone on to suck the joy and life out of populations greater than you and I, to crush the soul of society's leaders, and destroy entire swaths of contentment. She's no longer simply fodder for our cold night sweats and "I Still Miss My Wife...But My Aim Is Improving" bumper stickers...
Geez, wouldja put mikey's dirty laundry back in the hamper? He keeps it hidden there for good reason.
ReplyDeleteI have aspired to be self-segmenting since I was seven.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of people not paying attention, Boing Boing have only just discovered Adventures in Sex City!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the thread necromancy, Smut! I could totally picture MM's head and viscera separating from her body. The funny part, in light of the wikiwakiwoo entry is that MM is not getting any younger:
ReplyDeleteA manananggal is described as being an older, beautiful woman