What a bunch of safety Nazis! No frolicking in fires, no grave looting. Jeepers how's a person supposed to celebrate the holiest day of the year.
I had an old girlfriend who set her long, raven tresses on fire while nodding off during one of those gajillion-hour Eastern Orthodox midnight Easter services. Open flames + lack of sleep + incense fumes= potential tragedy, but actual hilarity (and sporty pixie cut).
I read that as "do not defile the gravel", and I was struggling to imagine the perversions that were involved.
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ReplyDeleteI guess we need to change our plans for Saturday night. AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of safety Nazis! No frolicking in fires, no grave looting. Jeepers how's a person supposed to celebrate the holiest day of the year.
ReplyDeleteI read that as "do not defile the gravel"
ReplyDeleteMe too!
I guess it would give new meaning to "getting your rocks off"
That reminds me:
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And, White House.
Wikiwachipedia says, "Currently the city is an important health resort." Just avoid the fire.
ReplyDeleteAnd, White House.
ReplyDeleteZorb and fairy corruption at the highest level
That's from Halloween, if I remember correctly. Gibbs was an Imperial Stormtrooper.
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ReplyDeleteNO! Gibbs was Vader. I'll stop now.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of safety Nazis! No frolicking in fires, no grave looting. Jeepers how's a person supposed to celebrate the holiest day of the year.
ReplyDeleteI had an old girlfriend who set her long, raven tresses on fire while nodding off during one of those gajillion-hour Eastern Orthodox midnight Easter services. Open flames + lack of sleep + incense fumes= potential tragedy, but actual hilarity (and sporty pixie cut).
Whilst some firebugs for freedom types continue to scare away evil spirits by carrying barrels of blazing tar around
ReplyDeleteOooohhh. Foo Gas.
ReplyDeleteKiwi lighting up the perimeter, makin some crispy critters.
Get some, Kiwi!!
Foo gas indeed.
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