Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Oreo Barbie

Here's something I knew nothing about before this morning and the little one's unceasing Google abuse:

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21 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 13, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    That is so not right.

    It's almost as bad as the Gary Coleman pron.

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  2. Smut ClydeJanuary 13, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    That is wrong on more levels than the M. C. Escher High-rise Parking Building.

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  3. Substance McGravitasJanuary 13, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    The long picture works pretty well on my screen. Have to scroll to take in the full horror.

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 13, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    yeah, the splattering white stuff is special.

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  5. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    Bukkake Barbie.

    Also, "School Time Fun"

    seriously, who knew Mattel execs had ACCESS to the kind of high-intensity pharmaceuticals necessary to greenlight this?

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  6. M. BouffantJanuary 13, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    And a little child shall lead them ...

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 13, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Also, underneath the white stuff:

    "choking hazard"

    yeah, you wish.

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  8. Substance McGravitasJanuary 13, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Zombies: endowed with bukkake sight.

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  9. Pupienus MaximusJanuary 13, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    I don't understand. I thought oreos required two black guys and a white woman.

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  10. Substance McGravitasJanuary 13, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    Subscribing to your newsletter: yes or no?

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  11. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 13, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?
    ~

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  12. Substance McGravitasJanuary 13, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?

    Pretty much. The Princess and The Frog was anticipated with many repetitions of "SHE'S A PRINCESS EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BLACK!!!" Took a lot of work to get her to cut that one out.

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  13. J—January 13, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    So is there a Cracker Barbie out there?

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  14. Another KiwiJanuary 13, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    Red Neck Barbie has a truck and ever'thing

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  15. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 13, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Wasilla Barbie speaks and winks.

    But then quits

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2010 at 8:23 PM

    Before I moved to Austin a friend sent me
    this.

    Scroll down for the Bastrop Barbie.

    (lord, let this messy kludge work. thank you)

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  17. Smut ClydeJanuary 13, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    There will be a time when Substance's daughter starts her own blog, and I for one will tiptoe around the bloggosphere VERY CAREFULLY after that.

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  18. sjellyJanuary 13, 2010 at 10:09 PM

    Black on the outside, white on the inside. No doubt, she has no trace of Negro dialect unless, of course, she wants to. How is this right? It's wrong, do you hear me, wrong!

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  19. justmeJanuary 14, 2010 at 1:22 AM

    I wonder whether there are marketing guys who sit around trying to figure out what they can get past the suits.

    If so, I wonder if they're hiring.

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  20. fishJanuary 14, 2010 at 5:19 AM

    Michael Steele was pelted with these at a political rally.

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  21. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 14, 2010 at 6:08 AM

    in his imagination, fish.

    Before I scrolled down, I confess I thought it was Condi Barbie.

    I am a Bad Zombie.

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