Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Death Metal Rooster

It is a wonderful thing when you find something that speaks to your soul.



MagicBee suggests circular breathing. Compare and contrast:



Saw this performed recently:



More or less satisfying than Joe Satriani? You decide.

Justme supplies Hatebeak, and I am grateful:

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20 comments:

  1. J—January 12, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    That is definitely not Howling Wolf's little red rooster, too lazy to crow for day.

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  2. Simba BJanuary 12, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    OT, but this link seemed right up your alley.

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  3. Substance McGravitasJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    True enough.

    I was looking at this one today, which is some pretty good kooky rant.

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  4. Smut ClydeJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    Norway Time Hole “Leak” Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos
    I wonder what excuse we have for a chaotic Southern Hemisphere.

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  5. M. BouffantJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Yo! Pravda.pk!

    I fail to find anything "kooky" about Dr. Megalomania's righteous anti-colonialist article, however.

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  6. mikeyJanuary 12, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    Oh shit!

    That had me in a panic there for a minute.

    I thought for SURE the bastard was going to actually DESCRIBE the numerous trickeries!! If numerous trickeries were exposed, then I'd have a damn hard time making a living, getting laid or even making a fine bowl of red.

    PHEW!

    Nope, no trickeries here. Move along now....

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  7. A Zionist FreemasonJanuary 12, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    Evidently you have confused us with the Illuminati. Tricky bastards, they are. We diskard them.

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  8. J—January 12, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    I think Satriani has enough self-satisfaction to offset any dissatisfaction with him.

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  9. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 12, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    Chick-fil-A called.

    Yur chicken is ready.
    ~

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  10. Smut ClydeJanuary 12, 2010 at 10:10 PM

    But does your soul listen? Does it speak back?

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  11. tigrisJanuary 13, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    Now there is a cock with some stamina.

    the high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway this past month has resulted in a “catastrophic puncturing” of our Plant’s thermosphere

    If our Plant is an Orchid, it probably decoyed the scientists into thermosphere puncturing.

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  12. fishJanuary 13, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    There is a plant that can help repair such a puncturing.

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  13. justmeJanuary 13, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    Of course, if you want a real bird with your death metal you need to hear Hatebeak.

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  14. Substance McGravitasJanuary 13, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    Thank you for Hatebeak.

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  15. Smut ClydeJanuary 13, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    None of these videos seem to involve the dancing chicken scene from Stroszek so why would I possibly want to watch them?

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  16. Substance McGravitasJanuary 13, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    Well, all of them do, somewhere about half to three quarters in.

    You have to watch them.

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  17. Smut ClydeJanuary 14, 2010 at 12:16 AM

    Somewhere about north, south east or west of Baghdad.

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  18. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 14, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    Hatebeak and Austrian Death Machine would be one heck of a double bill...
    ~

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  19. Hamish MackJanuary 14, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    There is no discourse at the Hatebeak you tube page? I find that hard to believe.

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  20. Substance McGravitasJanuary 14, 2010 at 4:00 PM


    RighteousBubba (3 minutes ago)

    HAIL FROM THANAGAR!

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