Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Pitfalls of Google Translate



I sense an explanation here:
Minister of Higher Education and Scientific Research Dr. Abd Thiab Al-Ajeeli said that the Ministry concluded an agreement with Germany to import synthesized corpses to medical colleges.
The Germans, it should be noted, love their cream-filled confections.

Also, a synthezoid:

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20 comments:

  1. mikeyDecember 1, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Are you suggesting the gentleman's name might not be "Filled with Cream"?

    Now this is embarassing....

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 1, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Filled With Cream is a perfectly acceptable first name.
    ~

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  3. MagicBeeDecember 1, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Jello Biafra, Steaming Magma, Jocko Madpie, Beecher Dieckhoff...Nope

    Filled With Cream; and a computer came up with that shit

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  4. Substance McGravitasDecember 1, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Filled With Cream; and a computer came up with that shit

    We should totally let the computers take over and throw us off their floating city.

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  5. Smut ClydeDecember 1, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    I ate a Berliner once. You, sir, are no Berliner.

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  6. Smut ClydeDecember 1, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    an agreement with Germany to import synthesized corpses to medical colleges.

    Synthesising corpses is bound to be the cheaper option, given the rarity and expensive nature of real ones.

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  7. Smut ClydeDecember 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Do android med students dream of electric corpses?

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  8. Substance McGravitasDecember 1, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    given the rarity and expensive nature of real ones

    It's Iraq, man. They've got NOTHING there.

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  9. mikeyDecember 1, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    synthesized corpses

    Dammit.

    I feel like I ought to have an ex-wife comment here.

    You know. A good old Ex-Frau Scherz.

    Bimler will be very pleased you reminded me how useful google translate can be...

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  10. Smut ClydeDecember 1, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    Also, a synthezoid:
    I scent a Colossus of Ylourgne influence.

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  11. Substance McGravitasDecember 1, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    In a voice like summer thunder, mad maledictions, unthinkable obscenities and blasphemies were uttered ceaselessly by the giant as he went to and fro.

    Well if he pees a river we know it's Pantagruel.

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  12. mikeyDecember 1, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Ok, look, can somebody get word to that dood that his credibility would be greatly enhanced if he would just consider putting his tighty whities (steady reddies?) on INSIDE of his superhero costume.

    I mean, they're really not serving even their most minimal purpose outside, unless you are celebrating the fact that you got pantsed by jocks all through junior high school!!

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  13. ckc (not kc)December 1, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    I'm impressed by the Iraqi flag, which, rather than tamely waving in the breeze like other flags, zooms in and then fades into nothingness.

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  14. Substance McGravitasDecember 1, 2009 at 7:59 PM

    Ok, look, can somebody get word to that dood

    He was manufactured by Ultron, so he never suffered the shame of getting beaten up on the playground for wearing stupid clothes.

    Also he can control his density, so he's dense a lot.

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  15. BrandoDecember 2, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    Synthesized corpses?

    Filled with cream?

    Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    BEST PINATA EVER!

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  16. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 2, 2009 at 9:11 AM

    synthetic corpses are far inferior to fresh.

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  17. fishDecember 2, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    Synthesized corpses?

    Filled with cream?

    Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    BEST PINATA EVER!

    I guess I wasn't thinking what you were thinking.

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  18. mikeyDecember 2, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Jeez, even the Zombies are concerned about the genetically modified foods. And they know going in it's not going to KILL them.

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  19. Hamish MackDecember 2, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    The little known invasion of Iraq by the cream filled loving Huns in the 13th Century is little known. A few family names are the only clues to this dessert of destiny, this confection of coincidence, this pudding of the past.

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  20. Smut ClydeDecember 2, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    Synthesized corpses?
    Filled with cream?

    Eskimo pies were a great disappointment.

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