Monday, October 5, 2009

I Feel I Should Apologize

Sorry.



Face me evil bastards, smell the hate of angels
Glory, pride and bloodshed
Cowards and beholders, rapers of my wisdom
Mix of dust and bones
Go back to your abyss, Algalord will not fall
But your heads will soon roll
Taste the blade of heroes, fury of the thunder
Hit my golden shield

So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings
To defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord for the power and the throne
In the name of holy thunderforce

Arwald and Aresius with the Nordic warrior
On their way to Hargor
Chaos and oblivion, turmoil and disorder
Will have now their name
The last fallen heroes will defeat your forces
Thousands spirits calling
On the furthest mountain I will see your fire
Quenched by holy frost!

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A friend of mine said Rhapsody were a cross of everything that's great about metal and everything that's great about Jim Steinman.

Adjust your greatness calibrators accordingly, but I am amused. The funny accent helps a lot.
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19 comments:

  1. M. BouffantOctober 5, 2009 at 7:10 PM

    I just hope Robert E. Howard is being turned on a spit in the theological place of eternal damnation as I type.

    He has a lot for which to answer.

    Steinman? Meat Loaf, right? Urrrk!

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  2. Substance McGravitasOctober 5, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    Come on! Will you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot?

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  3. M. BouffantOctober 5, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    Definitions of "holy water" may vary.

    Pour moi, if comes out of my body, it's holy!

    It takes proliers to tell prolize, as mikey noted.

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  4. Substance McGravitasOctober 5, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    Or "too hot." Also.

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  5. M. BouffantOctober 5, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    Hit my golden shield

    So we'll fight against the wind

    Uh, he needs a golden shield 'cause he's pissing into the wind?

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  6. Substance McGravitasOctober 5, 2009 at 7:36 PM

    You gotta cut a little slack for someone who's had his wisdom raped.

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  7. catechigOctober 6, 2009 at 1:21 AM

    Not content with Scandinavians getting a bit lost up their own arses, Subby then posts a link to a Meatloaf song. What a monsta!!

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  8. Another KiwiOctober 6, 2009 at 1:22 AM

    Catechig is my middle name. Someone just shoot me

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldOctober 6, 2009 at 6:37 AM

    Nightwish wannabes.

    Seriously, nearly 2 decades after Freddie Mercury died, they're still writing songs about Ogre Battles?


    All horobity, indeed.

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  10. Substance McGravitasOctober 6, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Snorri Sturluson got that kind of thing a lot.

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  11. Substance McGravitasOctober 6, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings

    Hmm, a battle is brewing as Manowar summons the demons that live in the wind.

    Who will triumph?

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  12. herr doktor bimlerOctober 6, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Fight against the wind? The doctor gave me some tablets for that.

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  13. herr doktor bimlerOctober 6, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    Have finally watched the video.
    I can see the Anachronism part, but where's the Creative?

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  14. Substance McGravitasOctober 6, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    Good lord, it's not about blazing new trails. It's an athletic contest.

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  15. Substance McGravitasOctober 6, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Also I guess I should apologize again.

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  16. herr doktor bimlerOctober 6, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    Calls for Substance McGravitas to respond to white-boy musical atrocities are seeping into the edges of popular culture.

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  17. Another KiwiOctober 6, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    Snorri Sturluson got that kind of thing a lot.

    Some of his opening night reviews were indeed, terrible.

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  18. herr doktor bimlerOctober 6, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    The Younger Edda was merely rehashing the same themes as the original. It is time for new characters.

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  19. Substance McGravitasOctober 6, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Look out when Thor and Loki adopt a cute kid from the projects!

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