Thursday, September 17, 2009

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19 comments:

  1. TESeptember 17, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    I suppose the inevitable conclusion to this tale would have to be the increased popularity of chicken fucking among conservative news anchors.

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  2. fishSeptember 17, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    I love the look of horror on the co-anchor's face and then she tries to regain composure.

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  3. Substance McGravitasSeptember 17, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    I dunno how quickly after a chicken-fucking reference you want to get told you're LOOKIN' GOOD!

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  4. J—September 17, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Is that the term used in meteorology school?

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  5. Another KiwiSeptember 17, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    Maybe it's a trial of the the new Fox motto.

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  6. J—September 17, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Same dude. Dot what?

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  7. herr doktor bimlerSeptember 17, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    how quickly after a chicken-fucking reference you want to get told you're LOOKIN' GOOD!
    It is only courteous to say it to the chicken, however.

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  8. herr doktor bimlerSeptember 17, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    If you fuck the chicken and it sees its shadow...

    This is one of those Hen Buddhism things, right?

    (I knew a Zen Cohen once... he kept making self-deprecating jokes and then hitting me with a stick).

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  9. M. BouffantSeptember 17, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Oooh, come on old people, get the wax out of your ears, he said "plucking."

    Although, if he's into the whole breaking the chicken's neck in a drawer thing ...

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  10. herr doktor bimlerSeptember 17, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    What's so good about pheasant plucking, anyway?

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  11. J Neo MarvinSeptember 17, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    I knew a Zen Cohen once

    Let's leave Leonard out of this.

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  12. Another KiwiSeptember 17, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    While an admittedly small genre the Japanese-Jewish Detective stories do have a surprisingly large fan base. Most popular are the adventures of Zen Cohen whose catchphrase warning to criminals "Looks like it's flying crane, upside down, under a bridge time. Shmendrick" is heard all over the world.

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  13. Substance McGravitasSeptember 17, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    Oooh, come on old people, get the wax out of your ears, he said "plucking."

    The woman to his right is a PETA devotee and is understandably shocked at the suggested torture of innocent chickens.

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  14. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©September 17, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    Damn, I think I remember seeing Ernie on NY TV back in the 80s.

    Keep fuckin' those chickens, Ernie!
    ~

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  15. Another KiwiSeptember 17, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    And the next day, they walk (slowly and carefully to be sure)right past you like nothing ever happened. It's like you mean nothing to them.

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  16. fishSeptember 17, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    The woman to his right is a PETA devotee and is understandably shocked at the suggested torture of innocent chickens.

    Does this mean I can no longer choke the chicken in her presence?

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  17. tigrisSeptember 18, 2009 at 6:01 AM

    Choke the chicken? You mean "pullet"?

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  18. herr doktor bimlerSeptember 18, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Bantam? No, he just deleted their comments.

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  19. Another KiwiSeptember 18, 2009 at 10:29 PM

    The "pullet" method of birth control is not very effective.

    There are those who do not hide their love and one can only admire their bravery.

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