Monday, September 21, 2009

Chariots with Saddles: Who Knew?



I summon the demons that live in the wind
As my Chariot drives in the Storm
With the hot blood of Battle
I wait in my saddle
I live and I'll die by the sword

Crack the Earth, Gods of Thunder
Man and beast will be torn asunder
Into the Fight I own the right
To be the King of kings

24 comments:

  1. HAIL from all at number 33 Fairycake lane. Weather lovely. Wish you were heer

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  2. This is what happens when you follow links to "10 Worst Black Metal Photographs" lists.

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  3. I was actually coming home HOPING TO LISTEN TO THIS before Jennifer posted her link (which I had of course seen before).

    It's like watching wrestling, which is also not gay at all.

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  4. Chariots with Saddles: Who Knew?
    They also have airbags now. I blame the liberals.

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  5. Nah.

    I blame the rise of the Granny State...

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  6. Wrasslin' sure ain't gay. I'm watching AWA Wrasslin' on ESPNClassic right now, & I'm not even vaguely happy.

    (Current definitions of "classic" may require some adjustment.)

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  7. I prefer ESPNBaroque; it's a gilty pleasure.

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  8. Croquet is surprisingly engaging, but look out for Skinny Minnie Miller.

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  9. I can never work out how the offside rule works in Baroque. You have to have how many people between you and the gold?

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  10. Also it sucks how people name their kids after sports stars. Orville "Bammer" Collins was a good Baroque player but to call your kid Baroque O.Bammer is just silly.

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  11. It may very well be Baroque, but I'd like to point out that I didn't Bareak it...

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  12. If this is leading up to a joke about "Baroque around the clock", then come on, put me out of my misery with the punch-line already.

    I blame the rise of the ANGRY Granny State.

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  13. Hail from Cumulonimbi!
    I only just realised that you were using the word meteophorically.

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  14. Do they still have that place where you can get drunk and freeze at the same time? The isobar, I think it's called.

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  15. My new black metal band is called MACCBLED!

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  16. They don't sound very angry. I think the drummer had a couple of wine coolers before the session, and the singer is sitting down.

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  17. Well Rusty, everything Manowar is by definition True Metal, therefore wine coolers are metal.

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  18. Thank you for not showing your mettle.
    We do not want to see it.

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  19. The isobar, I think it's called.
    The Isobar was down near Island Bay and a hideous yuppie watering-hole it was too. But now it's been relaunched as the Bay Bar.

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