Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Clearly No Missile Defense

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14 comments:

  1. mikeyAugust 12, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    'Scuse me while I dash over to Youporn.

    I've GOT to see the german porn version of this. There's every possibility it will include a significant portion of the chinese infantry...

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  2. Another KiwiAugust 12, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Oh god there'll be that thing with the bedsheets that kings and such used to do to prove that she was a virgin.
    This is why they had that John Hughes killed so that he couldn't make a parody!
    Sometimes the dots are so real I can touch them

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  3. tigrisAugust 12, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Yes, Kiwi, but you should really stop licking them.

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldAugust 12, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    So Archie is going for the 3 way marriage?

    Huh. The evangelicals were right about that slippery slope, it seems.

    Plus, I think you should stop referring to Archie's missile

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  5. Substance McGravitasAugust 12, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    Did Mr. Lodge die or did Archie just absent-mindedly smash his will?

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  6. Another KiwiAugust 12, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Mr Lodge appeared in front of the Area 3412 Death Panel and his application for non deadening was not successful

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  7. J—August 12, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    I don't know about missiles, but it looks like Substance McGravitas planted a worm or a mole or a Trojan or a ceiling cat in Righteous Bubba's email account. Now those are the weapons of the future.

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  8. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©August 12, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    I'm sure Sensitive McG was very discreet, J--.
    ~

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldAugust 12, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    Badgers. They hadda be badgers. Big ones too, with a bad attitude and smelly feet.

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  10. Substance McGravitasAugust 13, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    Grannies. All grannies.

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  11. mikeyAugust 13, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    Hey, and welcome to KGNY, where it's all grannies, all the time. At the of the hour our newsgrannies will bring you the headlines, then, after "grannies in traffic" we'll have a special edition of grannytalk. We'll be discussing the impact of arthritis on knitting, and we'll be taking your calls...

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  12. tigrisAugust 13, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    I hate that station, every other ad is for the Jitterbug, and the rest feature Wilford Brimley.

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  13. Another KiwiAugust 13, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    The advice Granny is hopeless. Everything is "have a cup of tea and a lie down" or "you'll put someone eye out with that!"

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  14. Substance McGravitasAugust 13, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    I think we have established that all of "those" people can have their eyes poked out while "our" eyes are sacrosanct. Is granny now or has she ever been a member of the communist party?

    Here's the hemlock: dringute up.

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