God, I feel so good now. Got it all out. Okay, let’s hear it in the comments section now. No holding back. That includes you, Unrighteous Bubba and Cognitive Dissonant. Tell us about all the kinky things you like to do with tinfoil, Vaseline and vacuum cleaners while watching sick online German porn in your mothers’ basements
A compelling argument to be sure.
ReplyDeleteI Have No Bridge and I Must Troll
ReplyDeleteIs this another Red Hot Chili Peppers discussion?
The Red Hot Chili Peppers have been known to consort with vegetarians.
ReplyDeleteNazis.
Tell us about all the kinky things you like to do with tinfoil, Vaseline and vacuum cleaners while watching sick online German porn in your mothers’ basements
ReplyDeleteCan't he just hack into your webcam like the rest of us do?
It's inevitable Righteous Bubba will go
ReplyDeleteTrolling the nether parts of BigHo
Try as we might there's still no
Hope he's not a humorless dildo
yanno in the beginning I did not find "humourless dildo" to be super hilarious. But the more it gets repeated, the funnier it gets. for serious. as serious as a humourless dildo.
ReplyDeleteI must say I'd prefer the humourless dildo to the Robin Williams dildo.
ReplyDeleteTell us about all the kinky things you like to do with tinfoil, Vaseline and vacuum cleaners while watching sick online German porn in your mothers’ basements
ReplyDeleteGerman!? WTF? These are kiwis we're talking about it, iddn't it--a bit beyond that bo-reeng FKK club stuff, ah wager. Think Canberra, mate. Or fansofJWGacy.com. J-dub.
Simpson's not one for subtlety. I don't bother with the hick-rightist sites too much (or, to be honest the Garofalo.coms)--rather perilous in certain areas of west, like when the webmeister puts a call into his pals in the local chapter of angels, 'skins, or local meth dealer, etc.
Called out by John T Simpson.
ReplyDeleteI hope you learned your lesson. Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating his hair.
Or his gun.
BUTTOCKS
John The Simpson confirms his position in the top flight of bloggers with the stinging "unrighteous" label.
ReplyDeleteThen to disable the comments of said heathen proves that we are dealing with some one from the top shelf of the blog liqour cabinet. Yes, next to Burt Prelutsky's Old Persnickity is a bottle of Gimpsons Tomato Sauce and Vodkatini.
As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."
ReplyDeleteBesides, everyone knows that tinfoil is for hats, we pinko commies live in vacuum-less slovenliness, and Swedish porn is the best. (Also, there's no wireless signal in my Mom's basement, so I had to write this comment at Starbucks after bumming $6 from her for my favorite frou-frou frappuccino.)
(RE your title: Somewhere on the Internet, Harlan Ellison is cranky...)
sick online German porn filmed in your mothers’ basements
ReplyDeleteFexcsed, as the cool kids are apparently saying.
It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.
ReplyDeleteAlso disgusting when they take a bite and figure it out.
As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."
ReplyDeleteSure, the shout-out was nice, but why wasn't there more in the post about ME ME ME and what I think?
I LOVE the German porn.
ReplyDeleteEspecially the sound track.
It always sounds like "MMmmmm, ja, fritzen mitzen titzen shitzen fitzen"
That never fails to amuse...
Capcha, on the other hand, likes the gersm porn
As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."
ReplyDeleteYeah, but that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.
Well, my comment made it up, but it's fairly dull.
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.
ReplyDeleteAh, so the special ingredients are a family tradition.
Speaking of which:
When this fourth rich course was removed, the table was relaid for the fifth with a crimson silk cloth, and the nymphs clothed in the same. The flowers were yellow, white and amethystine Cairo roses; the food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat, and many pieces of a light white bread. The sauce was thus: fresh egg yokes with pine nuts, orange water, pomegranate juice, Colossine sugar and cinnamon. The dishes were of emerald, and so was the table of the sublime queen.
that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.
ReplyDeleteJust like my liberal ass likes it!
he food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat
ReplyDeleteWe never eat the morsel around here. They are a bit low to the ground, if you get my meaning.
Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating his hair.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I hadn't considered it.
Hmm.
egg yokes
ReplyDeleteListen: eggs are not strong enough to pull your carriage.
To be fair, you say that without ever having seen my carriage...
ReplyDeleteOr my shinn
He is going to need a lot more vaseline if he plans on using that gun like he wants to.
ReplyDeleteI get no repec.
I saw drunken passed out homeless PENIS yesterday and thought of you all. Just thought you would want to know.
ReplyDeleteA homeless PENIS is a sad thing indeed.
ReplyDeleteI feel really bad, but you don't wanna look 'em in the meatus when you walk by.
ReplyDeleteI was looking to see if he was breathing. Big mistake.
ReplyDeleteI was looking to see if he was breathing.
ReplyDeleteAlways look 'em in the eye.
They're always wanging about this or that.
ReplyDeleteIf you try to help they just cock a snook at you
ReplyDeleteDid I say always look 'em in the eye? I meant never
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