Mitochondrial Eve
Found it hard to believe
That she'd meet the Y-chromosome Adam.
She was right it turned out
For there can be no doubt
That her great × n granddaughter had him.
Via Pharyngula, Brian Kilmeade understands the perils of straying from the bloodline:
Mito Eve and Y-chrome A
ReplyDeleteDecided over quite a few beers
To overlook the 10,000 years
So they went out the back
and had a paleolithic time in the sack
Oooh, I'll be damned, almost linked to ol' Kilmeade there as a prime example of genetic drift & eugenics, but I reloaded & my work was done for me.
ReplyDeleteEasy & "shrot."
The Twilight of the Mitochondria.
ReplyDeleteKilmeade has an enticingly large forehead, does he not?
ReplyDeleteKilmeade has an enticingly large forehead, does he not?
ReplyDeleteThat should make a phrenological analysis even easier.
To the video analysis lab, Dr. Frist!
Kilmeade has an enticingly large forehead
ReplyDeleteAll the better for me to PROJECT ONTO.
I was leaning toward encephalitis myself but...
ReplyDeleteI've been mured, not so bad, really
Kilmeade has an enticingly large forehead
ReplyDeleteFalse packaging. Crack it open and it is filled with styrofoam peanuts.
Perhaps it was a mistake to have "Contents may settle after packing" tattooed upon my own forehead.
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