Sunday, June 14, 2009

My Education

Vox Day has a quiz up on one of the modern era's most important tomes: LIBERAL FASCISM.

It turns out I am better than most at understanding its sacred message:



This is where I faltered:



Still, being only mildly above average at figuring out what Jonah wants me to think has me down.

14 comments:

  1. Crikey, without the two cheats from RB I would have got 30%. I like that anti-semitism one. Just because fascists tried to kill all the Jews, they were not anti-semitic because shut up, that's why.
    is one of the interesting links on Vox populi. Note they want the "long form" birth certificate now. The vault copy is an obvious fake.

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  2. Even the concept of figuring what you think Jonah would like you to think is fraught w/ twists & turns. Soon you're thinking, "He's thinking that I'm thinking that he thinks that I should think that he wants me to ...

    Mere description has me twisted & turned.

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  3. is that not actually a test measuring what Jonah wants you to think as interpreted by Dox Vay?

    Filtered yet again, of course, by tortured grammar and poor syntax?

    It's wingnut Telephone Recursion. NOBODY wins at that game.

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  4. is that not actually a test measuring what Jonah wants you to think as interpreted by Dox Vay?

    Well sure, but I think it serves VD's purpose to represent Liberal Fascism in a... Oh I see.

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  5. herr doktor bimlerJune 15, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    Engineers observe that telephones
    Hath smaller phones that make their tones,
    And these use mobiles to excite 'em,
    And so proceed ad infinitum.

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  6. herr doktor bimlerJune 15, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    It's telephones all the way down.

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  7. I'm thinking that vox day believes
    In Jonah Goldberg's list of peeves
    Studying them for months on end
    That he might thoroughly comprehend

    When his expertise became complete
    He took pen in hand and did excrete
    A test on the lessons from the book
    A test that Righteous Bubba took

    And Bubba passed vox day's short quiz
    Got up from his desk and took a whiz
    For to understand what Goldberg thinks
    Means you need to go catch forty winks

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  8. mikey's last line should read:

    "means you need many, many drinks"

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  9. It was right after he married Göring.

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  10. herr doktor bimlerJune 15, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    That was in Red WEdding, right?

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  11. I'd have to see a long form copy of that marriage certificate.

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  12. There was a copy folded into Hitler's diary.

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  13. The Hitler's diary with the smiley face on the cover?

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  14. Geli Raubal read Hitler's diary and laughed and laughed and look what happened.

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