I suppose it could be secret tapes of Bing Crosby banging ann miller or cyd cherisse or rita moreno, and I'd like to share that I'm prepared to pay good money to watch those tapes.
Or it could be all the fun things a couple of naked people with a sense of humor and a certain curiosity about their genitalia could do with bing cherries.
Whatever it is, I'm prepared to remove my trousers and sit back and enjoy some righteous Bing Porn...
There are times in life when sexual excitement is not appropriate, so I appreciate the occasional appearance of links regarding V2 rockets and Imipolex G.
Bing porn, eh? Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteI suppose it could be secret tapes of Bing Crosby banging ann miller or cyd cherisse or rita moreno, and I'd like to share that I'm prepared to pay good money to watch those tapes.
Or it could be all the fun things a couple of naked people with a sense of humor and a certain curiosity about their genitalia could do with bing cherries.
Whatever it is, I'm prepared to remove my trousers and sit back and enjoy some righteous Bing Porn...
mikey
Ah Mikey, webcam dude.
ReplyDeleteWhat the internet was missing was a way to get porn.
ReplyDeleteWhat the internet was missing was a way to get porn without all those other useless links.
ReplyDeleteThere are times in life when sexual excitement is not appropriate, so I appreciate the occasional appearance of links regarding V2 rockets and Imipolex G.
ReplyDeleteThere are times in life when sexual excitement is not appropriate
ReplyDeleteI don't understand this comment.
HANDS OFF MY PLUMS.
ReplyDeleteThe handwriting on the note was AWFUL.
ReplyDeletea way to get porn without all those other useless links.
ReplyDeleteIs that the corollary to Rule 34? Interesting little project, actually.
"If P is the function: P(x) -> porn about x, then find the inverse function."
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ReplyDeletePlease! Let me speak to them so I know they're okay!
ReplyDelete"If P is the function: P(x) -> porn about x, then find the inverse function."
ReplyDeleteI gave my love a cherry film
a Bing without a stone
but just once eat his blasted plums
thence fruitless and alone.
Oh foo, I guess an actual inverse function would have left me the cherry. Muffed it!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Failure at that thing you said you failed at.
ReplyDeleteDoghouse Riley nails it:
ReplyDeleteBing! Finally there's a search engine for the Zune age!!>\
Let us note that Aimee Mann is the THIRD result for "Skwisgaar Skwigelf" with Bing and not fourth.
ReplyDeleteImprovement.