Saturday, April 4, 2009

Proof Positive That the Kid Is Mine

Me: EWWWW! What is that dripping out of your mouth?
Kid: Hatchling goop.
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16 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 4, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    Disturbing, if true.

    Also, wtf?

    Over.
    ~

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  2. herr doktor bimlerApril 4, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    Hmmm, Balut.

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  3. Another KiwiApril 4, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    According to Wikipedia balut are often served with beer. So it's one of those "I'm pissed (drunk) enough to try something revolting" foods?

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  4. Righteous BubbaApril 4, 2009 at 8:14 PM

    She claims it was from basilisk eggs, so whatever.

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  5. J—April 4, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    She claims it was from basilisk eggs

    She at the Christ Returned in Embryo!

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  6. J—April 4, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    ate

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  7. Another KiwiApril 4, 2009 at 10:22 PM

    I'm not a student of theology or anything, but I reckon God would be pretty angry about that.

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  8. herr doktor bimlerApril 4, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Basilisks? Your daughter knows about SCORPION STARE software? I'm surprised that she has CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN clearance.

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  9. Mendacious DApril 6, 2009 at 8:17 AM

    At this point, nothing would surprise me about RB's family.

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  10. Righteous BubbaApril 6, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    This morning I was asked to name all the gods. Much disappointment when I claimed not to know all of them.

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  11. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 6, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    "Name all the gods? Well, there's Jack, Manny, Susan, Doris, Dave, can't forget Dave....

    Well, they're gods to ME."

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  12. Righteous BubbaApril 6, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    Manny, Moe and Jack.

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  13. Another KiwiApril 6, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    I think the God of 'That Guy Who's Name escapes Me' Moments is called Stan or something.

    capcha say "bands". What am I supposed to do about that??

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  14. Righteous BubbaApril 7, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Start yammering about Flying Nun?

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  15. Another KiwiApril 9, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Well as someone who sat next to the then girlfriend of the brother of the founder of FN, I am intimately involved in their story.

    A nice awareness ,sir. I'm impressed

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  16. Righteous BubbaApril 9, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Speaking as someone who has had sex under the piano of a Flying Nun artist, I am grateful for the existence of Flying Nun.

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