Monday, April 20, 2009

Octopie

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating an octopie;
He gave it a tweak,
And pulled out a beak,
And said "Really I just want to die."
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14 comments:

  1. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    I dare you to forward that to P. Z. Myers.

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 20, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    PZ is everywhere; he will hear.

    I predict Snag and Jennifer will be visited by Secret Squid Service.

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  3. Righteous BubbaApril 20, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    I dare you to forward that to P. Z. Myers.

    Done!

    Now do you dare me to pee in a theatre? Huh? HUH?

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  4. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    I dare you to chew blue goo, sir.

    Capcha says 'spored'. Damnit, I could have sworn that I turned off the webcam.

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  5. Righteous BubbaApril 20, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    I choose to chew blue goo sir!

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  6. tigrisApril 20, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Next time try tako casserole.

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  7. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    Little John Boehner
    Used all the toner
    And promised a budget, but no.
    The pages weren't numbered,
    By facts unencumbered,
    You could call it a "manifest O".

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  8. Righteous BubbaApril 20, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    Next time try tako casserole.

    Yo quiero tako beak.

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  9. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    Be choosy! Chew Chew-Z!
    The only blue goo endorsed by Philip K. Dick.

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  10. herr doktor bimlerApril 20, 2009 at 9:52 PM

    It turns out that octo-pi = 3.110376.

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  11. Another KiwiApril 20, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    Now do you dare me to pee in a theatre? Huh? HUH?You some sort of Frenchman or something??

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  12. Righteous BubbaApril 21, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    Well. I haven't peed on stage, but that wasn't for lack of drunkenness.

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  13. J Neo MarvinApril 21, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    This is the greatest poem ever written.

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  14. Righteous BubbaApril 21, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    The dog would watch and laugh.

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