Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A Masterful Troll Performance

I stipulate You in Magic Ponyland. The ponies have access to cream buns, the only food available. Without these cream buns, you will die. You have tried other methods, but the only way to get the cream buns is to fuck the ponies.

NOW ADMIT YOU WILL FUCK THE MAGIC PONIES FOR CREAM BUNS!
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21 comments:

  1. Righteous BubbaApril 21, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    You win! I give up!

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  2. Rusty ShacklefordApril 21, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Putting "fuck" and "cream buns" in the title should quadrilliontuple your hit count, RB.

    Word Verification: inanti. So close...

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  3. Mendacious DApril 21, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    I believe the relevant response is as follows:

    "What would you do if I was me?"
    "DESTROY THE WITNESSES! Chaffing aside, I have no answer. I excrete sour cream!"

    I only disagree with the part about the coleslaw.

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldApril 21, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    I believe this is another awesome opportunity to drop a goatse bomb.

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  5. tigrisApril 21, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    Men D, how could you not link this one?

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  6. herr doktor bimlerApril 21, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I stipulate that you are in a maze of winding passages, all alike.

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  7. Righteous BubbaApril 21, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    > STIPULATE TREASURE

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  8. Another KiwiApril 21, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    1/2 an hour later Jack Bauer stumbled back covered in cream and powdered sugar. "Ok" he panted "where is the pony I'm supposed to eat?"

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  9. J Neo MarvinApril 21, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    What? Nobody brought up punk rock?

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  10. herr doktor bimlerApril 21, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    i stipul8d u a creem bun, but i eated it.

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  11. Righteous BubbaApril 21, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    The hunger artist hadn't ate
    He forgot to stipulate

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  12. herr doktor bimlerApril 22, 2009 at 1:35 AM

    I stipulate for Jerry!!

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  13. DillonApril 22, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    George Bush: We do not pony-fuck. We engage in enhanced equine exploration techniques.

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  14. Righteous BubbaApril 22, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    The ponies may give you TWO cream buns for that.

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  15. AnonymousApril 22, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    How many cream buns do I get, if I stipulate that my magic pony enjoyed multiple orgasms?

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  16. Righteous BubbaApril 22, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    I stipulate that if you are really really good at fucking ponies I have another argument for you involving alligators and Balzam.

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  17. herr doktor bimlerApril 22, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    'Balzam prikarpatskiy"? "Knyaginin"?
    These are not real words. These are Capcha inventions.

    I stipulate Fuckbum.

    "Anonymous" in the previous comment is actually my middle name. It's an old Danish variant of 'Hieronymus'.

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  18. mikeyApril 22, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    I'm sorry. Is this Three Bulls?

    'Cause I was looking for Bubba.

    Hi Pinko!

    mikey

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  19. herr doktor bimlerApril 22, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Mikey, the thread makes (slightly) more sense if you follow RB's link to a Lawyers/Guns/Money thread that turned into a showcase of unprecedented troll-feeding.
    At the start the troll was taking the trouble to look superficially plausible, and was claiming that his contrarian argument was motivated ONLY by his obdurate intellectual honesty. Soon the mask began to slip, and a couple of days and umpteen hundred comments later he was dressed in full jesterly motley, and was capering around the stage whacking the other commenters on the head with an inflated bladder tied to the end of a stick.

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  20. Pinko PunkoApril 23, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    I broke my finger scrolling thread on that one the other day.

    I admit to nothing relating to cream buns.

    Hi Mikey!

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  21. Righteous BubbaApril 23, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    I admit to nothing relating to cream buns.

    WTF???? HELLO, STIPULATING HERE!!!

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