Saturday, January 31, 2009

EAT SHIT AND LIVE. SOON TO BE REPUBLISHED AT BIG HOLLYWOOD!

I could be witty and do a shorter and all, but no, verbatim Douglas MacKinnon:
Different people like different films for different reasons. All should be respected. To the utter amazement and disdain of these reviewers, Paul Blart: Mall Cop has become a certified hit. Get over it. More than that, climb down from the Ivory tower from time to time and actually speak to those in line to see the movies of Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and Rob Schneider. If you do, you will find that you are speaking to a representation of the vast majority of the people in our nation.
The article is entitled "Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Please Arrest the Elitist Reviewers".
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23 comments:

  1. LawnguylanderJanuary 31, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    Different people like different films for different reasons. All should be respected.

    It's a relief to know that Douglas Mckinnon is so open minded. I look forward to the cheerful reception I'm about to get over there when I share that the reason I like blaxploitation movies so much is that Whitey never fails to get what's coming to him.

    And I resent being characterized as an elitist just because I'm not typically found in line for the latest Sandler, James or Schneider vehicle. I like to wait for the DVDs to come out with all their attendant extras. I was quite taken with "Deuce Bigalow, the Director's Cut" for instance.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 31, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    If you don't like Adam Sandler, you hate Presidint Bush and Freedom™.

    And I don't care about this stoopit election, unless it's the priaple thumbs Irackistan ONE!
    ~

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  3. Righteous BubbaJanuary 31, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    Might this vast majority argument work on pornography?

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  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 31, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Might this vast majority argument work on pornography?

    1/31/2009 03:22:00 PM

    Here's RB, braggin' again.
    ~

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  5. herr doktor bimlerJanuary 31, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    If it's "priaple", then you are voting with the WRONG APPENDAGE.
    This is an easy mistake to make. I have committed it myself on occasion, and now I must resort to special voting, on account of that public-polling-booth / restraining-order business.

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  6. Righteous BubbaJanuary 31, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    This graph proves conclusively that penicillin sales spike after elections.

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 31, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    If Michael Shirtoff were still in charge of the Department of Spying on Suspicious Liberals,

    you'd be in for a world of hurt, RB.
    ~

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  8. Michael Shirtoff™³²®©January 31, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    Sigh.

    S,N! is on security lockdown.

    I'm sure it's for admirable troll prevention porpoises, but it's cutting into me style.
    ~

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  9. Righteous BubbaJanuary 31, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    I'm sure it's for admirable troll prevention porpoises

    Yeah, they run a tight shirt there.

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  10. herr doktor bimlerFebruary 1, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    This graph proves conclusively that penicillin sales spike after elections.
    Close examination reveals that "this graph" is ACTUALLY the spinner from a Trivial Pursuits game.

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  11. tigrisFebruary 2, 2009 at 7:24 AM

    Different people like different films for different reasons. All should be respected.

    But different people not liking films for different reasons should not be respected if I liked the film and/or it overlapped any part my Weltanschauung.

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  12. Rusty ShacklefordFebruary 2, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    Hey, I know you guys!

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  13. Righteous BubbaFebruary 2, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    I like to think of this as my own personal stall at the airport. Welcome!

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  14. Righteous BubbaFebruary 2, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Close examination reveals that "this graph" is ACTUALLY the spinner from a Trivial Pursuits game.

    Put this in your god-damned not-a-pipe and smoke it.

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  15. Another KiwiFebruary 2, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    'or it overlapped any part my Weltanschauung.'

    All I'm sayin' is, you shouldn't put that in the laminating machine if you don't want it to be overlapped.

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  16. herr doktor bimlerFebruary 2, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Put this in your god-damned not-a-pipe and smoke it.
    I believe you will find that tigrismus is responsible for the majority of the Magritte jokes, not I.

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  17. Righteous BubbaFebruary 2, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    AHA! This means, uh, let me get back to you on that.

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  18. Righteous BubbaFebruary 2, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Oh! You owe me a dollar.

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  19. herr doktor bimlerFebruary 2, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    My Google is stronger than yours.

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  20. Righteous BubbaFebruary 2, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    It's only one stronger and everyone knows The One is a big zero and therefore you have one left which is also zero.

    Whereas mine is a Single Item.

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  21. tigrisFebruary 2, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    I like to think of this as my own personal stall at the airport. Welcome!

    That explains the giant mints in the wall fountains. So, this is the gents', eh?

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  22. herr doktor bimlerFebruary 2, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    Forgive me, for I have sinned again.

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  23. Righteous BubbaFebruary 2, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    Google or it didn't happen.

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