Free market principles at work:What's a push gift? It's a present your hubs gets you for carrying and generally pushing the baby out (and don't worry: C-section moms definitely deserve one too). Of course that gorgeous baby is reward enough, but if there's one person who deserves a little spoiling, it's a woman who's just rocked L&D. Although jewelry is the most traditional pick, we've come up with a few other unconventional ideas, too. Hit "send to a friend" to get these perfect picks into your husband's inbox, stat.
If you don't give the gift, what's her incentive for getting that kid out of there? Pony up, cheapskates.
Toolkits or a new vacuum cleaner are always well received.
ReplyDeleteCONDOMS.
ReplyDeleteWhat if it's a hideous & obviously defective baby rather than the clichéd "gorgeous" one?
ReplyDeleteWhile his duchess lay practically dead,
ReplyDeleteThe Duke of Daguerrodargue said:
"Can it be this is all?
How puny! How small!
Have destroyed this disgrace to my bed.