The results looked good initially, but Riddled Research Laboratories tipped their hand; we at Substance Labs™ thoroughly condemn them for cheating on doggie driving tests by using zoanthropes.
And so pointless. The technology has existed in the enlightened portions of the world for decades.
BREAD AND JAM FOR FRANCIS UPDATE:
Jebus, do you people have no ethics? SEATBELTS!!!
ReplyDeleteHe had a few belts just before he got in the seat.
ReplyDeleteAll Riddled test subjects are comfortably numb when the experiments begin.
ReplyDeleteSassafrassarassum Rubstance McRavitas!
ReplyDeleteNot seeing any chasing-Ann-Althouse-related activities here.
ReplyDeleteSTANDARDS. I remember when the House of Substance used to have them.
Oh all right. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteThat dog's yellow car seems to have a fairly large carbon pawprint.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin...
That's Clean Coal™, another revolutionary technology that will make the world simultaneously brighter and dimmer. SUCK IT, UNDERHEMISPHERIANS!
ReplyDeleteThe technology has existed in the enlightened portions of the world for decades.
ReplyDeleteAlong with parties on top of trees. Can't beat that.
Plus, not just dogs and not just cars.
Something something NASCAR something.
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