Monday, July 16, 2012

A Kliban Illiterate

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A Tacoma man has been charged with first-degree attempted theft and felony insurance fraud after he tried to collect a $20,000 insurance payment for a dead cat.

Trouble is, the cat never existed, contends the state Office of the Insurance Commissioner.
The lesson here is ALWAYS BUY AND KILL THE CAT.
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6 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 16, 2012 at 11:01 AM

    1) Did they open the box?

    2) There you go.
    ~

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  2. bbkfJuly 16, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    'that cat was like a son to me...' possibly the most amusing thing i've read today...

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  3. Sirius LunacyJuly 16, 2012 at 1:35 PM

    'that cat was like a son to me...'

    And he's grown up just like me, my son is just like me... Cat in the Kettle

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 16, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I HAVE $40,000 WORTH OF HAIR-PRODUCING UNITS WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!?

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  5. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 16, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    ....here, kitty kitty kitty.....

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  6. Big Bad Bald BastardJuly 16, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    The fake dead cat was only worth so much because it was made out of mink fur.

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