Look out, Miss Novosibirsk State University of Economics and Management pageant! Miss Novosibirsk State University pageant is hot on your heels with an interactive Flash website including virtual hair-fingering, breast rubbing, and a sexily-objected-to crotch-grab!
I think of all the education that I've missed, but then my homework was never quite like this. Welcome, Russia, to the western world and the demands of the free market.
Is weird.
ReplyDeleteOf course, disapproving rabbit slippers.
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damn you, thunder! i got nothin' now...
ReplyDeleteThe neckwear is both exciting and puzzling.
ReplyDeleteI was more puzzled than excited.
ReplyDeleteI think of all the education that I've missed, but then my homework was never quite like this.
ReplyDeleteYou only have yourself to blame for not majoring in Sexiness.
This explains why I'm not sexy. I never finished college.
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