“Rudy was not a face-eating zombie monster,” said his high school friend Victoria Forte. “The Rudy we know was a nice gentleman with a warm smile, and funny.”
I've been busy, busy, busy. Tonight I checked the Google reader thing for the first time in months, and there's a post on fucked up in shit in Florida. Pulled me right in.
I was complaining about J--'s absence a few weeks ago, after Carlos Fuentes died, and there were no Land-without-Bread updates to let us know straightaway.
they say that like being a face-eating zombie monster is a BAD thing.
ReplyDeleteIt's the goddam obesity epidemic.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're out of potato chips, you gotta start eating some face.
Hungry? Y'know?
Maybe tanning has something to do with the relative tastiness of your face.
ReplyDeleteClearly, Victoria Forte was not referring to Rudy Ghouliani.
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I'm pretty creeped out by the face-eating zombie-man story. I mean, WTF? What is the world coming to?
ReplyDeleteI believe face-eating is now a component of enhanced interrogation.
ReplyDeleteI believe face-eating is now a component of enhanced interrogation.
ReplyDeleteAh, good. I can make a career switch.
Check out the current top story in the Orlando Sentinel's "Crime" section.
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ReplyDeleteI've been busy, busy, busy. Tonight I checked the Google reader thing for the first time in months, and there's a post on fucked up in shit in Florida. Pulled me right in.
ReplyDeleteI was complaining about J--'s absence a few weeks ago, after Carlos Fuentes died, and there were no Land-without-Bread updates to let us know straightaway.
ReplyDeleteThis seems like good zombie follow-up.
ReplyDeleteVery kind of you, Smut Clyde. I've been so out of the loop I didn't read about Fuentes until a couple of days ago.
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