Monday, February 6, 2012

TIM KALEMKARIAN Mania!




Yes, here at the House of Substance it's all TIM KALEMKARIAN all the time! TIM KALEMKARIANmentum is growing!





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18 comments:

  1. Hamish MackFebruary 6, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    So Tim Kalemkarian you say? Iffen I'm going to vote for him to be UN Preznident, I'm going to want to see the colour of his gifts.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 6, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    I'm gonna have to askafish before I make any major decisions.
    ~

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 6, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    Looks like an almost outta the tank YES!
    ~

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  4. Substance McGravitasFebruary 6, 2012 at 6:50 PM

    Hooray! Another vote for TIM KALEMKARIAN is another vote for TIM KALEMKARIAN!

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  5. wileyFebruary 6, 2012 at 6:55 PM

    Anyone else miss the days when The League of Women Voters ran the debates? They have this on him:

    Tim Kalemkarian

    Party Affiliation: Republican Party

    Where candidate lives: Westlake Village
    Occupation: No Ballot Designation

    Sounds like a real lay-about to me.

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  6. Substance McGravitasFebruary 6, 2012 at 7:09 PM

    Did the League run primary debates?

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  7. wileyFebruary 6, 2012 at 7:36 PM

    Don't know if they ran primary debates or not. I hadn't really paid much attention to the primary debates before the internet. I didn't watch television. Never considered voting for a Republican, so I just voted for the Dem on November 4.

    Oregon has mail-in ballots and it's the greatest gift to voting this ADHD girl could ever have imagines. Sometimes I missed elections because I didn't know it was November 4th.

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  8. Substance McGravitasFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    According to my now-guaranteed-wrong Google results I am the number one source of TIM KALEMKARIAN on the internet.

    Bing says I'm #5, behind a bunch of meaningless bullshit involving the state where TIM KALEMKARIAN lives and his election results.

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  9. Smut ClydeFebruary 7, 2012 at 12:03 PM

    Googling on my downstairs computer says you're #3 (just ahead of the Godlikeproductions website). Haven't checked the upstairs computer.

    Have I mentioned my annoyance with 'personalised searches' that give non-reproducible results?

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  10. Substance McGravitasFebruary 7, 2012 at 12:08 PM

    I'm not in the running at Duck Duck Go. That one promises cool stuff but does not yet deliver.

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  11. Substance McGravitasFebruary 7, 2012 at 12:09 PM

    I mean, I don't believe I should be in the running above people who assemble and publish candidate names and voting info.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    Hello, and what is this?
    [...]
    Yer numbah three on my non-personalized (killed my gmail, ditched my YouTube, never signed up for plus, don't have a facebook nor twitter, fuck with google's cookies all the time) google.

    THAT WINS MY VOTE FOR TIM KALEMKARIAN,

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  13. MalaclypseFebruary 7, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    They really get quality robospam there.

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  14. Big Bad Bald BastardFebruary 7, 2012 at 5:05 PM

    Forget his senate race, I think he should concentrate on his House of Substance campaign.

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  15. AnonymousMarch 5, 2012 at 7:19 PM

    UN PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US SENATE TIM KALEMKARIAN, US HOUSE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.

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  16. mdsMarch 12, 2012 at 10:59 AM

    Anonymous above makes a good point, but I'm still holding out for BEDMATE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST ENTHUSIASTIC BUT TENDER LOVER.

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  17. tigrisMarch 12, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    I don't think he can hold all those offices simultaneously, but he could hold any one political office AND best bedmate title. Frankly, if I held that title I'd run for an office that allowed for a lot of personal time.

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2013 at 4:28 PM

    UN PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US PRESIDENT MIKE GALLAGHER, US SENATE MIKE GALLAGHER, US HOUSE MIKE GALLAGHER: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.

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