Monday, February 27, 2012

This I Did Not Know

Apparently I am a maniac in good standing:



I am tempted to write a resignation letter liberally spiced with JanusNode.
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17 comments:

  1. fishFebruary 27, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    You should demand a refund for last year's membership fee.

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  2. Smut ClydeFebruary 27, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    a resignation letter liberally spiced with JanusNode.

    And cilantro.

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  3. Dr.KennethNoisewaterFebruary 27, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    Pro-li, huh? Always had you pegged as an Asian-hugger.

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  4. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 27, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    Wait a minute, Buster!

    Is this your subtle way of telling us that "Substance McGravitas" is your real name?!?
    ~

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  5. Hamish MackFebruary 27, 2012 at 5:12 PM

    Good god, it does say "Dear Substance"! Pro-lifers for Jebus would not get that wrong.

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  6. Substance McGravitasFebruary 27, 2012 at 5:23 PM

    It makes me want to choose a more disgusting name.

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  7. wileyFebruary 27, 2012 at 5:26 PM

    Ah. One of my favorite stories from the New Guild student housing co-op, was a comrage who used the name "Gullible T. Occupant. He would read series of letters that started out formal, "Mr. Occupant," and then, when the sender felt more familiar, he would be addressed as "Gullible".

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  8. wileyFebruary 27, 2012 at 5:27 PM

    comraDe.

    We did not have "comrages". We were a pretty mellow bunch.

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  9. Substance McGravitasFebruary 27, 2012 at 5:33 PM

    A friend's roommate published a very entertaining array of mail sent to him in some fanzine - maybe Bananafish? He'd sign up for anything and everything under a new name, and he had a natural JanusNodal mind. Alas the only name I can remember right now is (I think) H. Cuntalinguishy.

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  10. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 27, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    if you get them to click on a goatse link, you win the internozzles for a WEEK.

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  11. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 27, 2012 at 7:59 PM

    Good time to plan a visit to Milwaukee, Sub.

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  12. Substance McGravitasFebruary 27, 2012 at 9:04 PM

    Next stop is Philadelphia in April. I hope that Die Kreuzen show is great.

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  13. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 27, 2012 at 10:56 PM

    teh drummer painted a house I designed, before he got married and moved to Amsterdam.

    That sounds like bullshit, doesn't it?

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  14. Substance McGravitasFebruary 27, 2012 at 11:16 PM

    I am subtly name-dropping Neil Hamburger on a competing site.

    Also.

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  15. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 28, 2012 at 12:25 AM

    Your drummer painted Neil Hamburger?

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  17. Substance McGravitasMarch 5, 2012 at 4:50 PM

    Hmm, now that I think of it, it's entirely possible my drummer painted Neil Hamburger.

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