Nancy Pelosi told CNN last night that Newt Gingrich would definitely not become president, whether he was the GOP nominee or not.What could it be?
“He’s not going to be president of the United States,” Pelosi said. “That’s not going to happen. Let me just make my prediction and stand by it. It isn’t going to happen.”
Asked why she was so certain by CNN host John King, Pelosi said, “There’s something I know,” but did not elaborate on what she was referring to.
Maybe he cheated on his wife? Sold his influence? Repelled everyone with his abrasiveness and egotism?
ReplyDeleteActually I can't think of any reason why the right would reject him as nominee beside the fact that Romney is prettier.
Maybe he blew Bill Clinton.
ReplyDeleteAnd why does my new (used) computer let me publish comments here but not in alicublog's js-kit? My opportunities to be witty/bitchy have been chopped off at the knees.
ReplyDeleteWell, there you go. I never thought of that. Bill did like them pudgy.
ReplyDeleteAnd why does my new (used) computer let me publish comments here but not in alicublog's js-kit?
ReplyDeleteUsing any weird extensions or preferences that cut off javascript?
I have no idea. The computer showed up at my desk like an abandoned baby. I think my old one is being used in the family business now. Or it was aborted because liberals are in the white house.
ReplyDeleteFind yourself a fresh browser if you're allowed to install one; Firefox or Chrome or Opera or Safari will do, and give that one a shot. They all start up with generic preferences that allow for stupid js-kit to work.
ReplyDeleteI was afraid of that. Oh well, at least the kiddies will now have to stop laughing at me for using IE.
ReplyDeleteHow about because JS-Kit blows Pig Newton while he's blowing Bill Clinton?
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I was afraid of that. Oh well, at least the kiddies will now have to stop laughing at me for using IE.
ReplyDeleteThe most recent iterations of IE have a lot of things blocked because Windows is so goddamned stupid, and it might not be worth the hassle of going through the preferences to figure out what to tweak.
I have Chrome, Firefox, and Internet Exploder as browsers, just because I have three different emails I like them logged into.
ReplyDelete1) Chrome
2) Firefox (also has a nice screengrab add-on, as long as you don't upgrayd past version 3.6.25 or so)
3) Internet Exploder
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So, Newton, maybe you should have been more concerned about getting your library books back on time. Bwahahahaah!
ReplyDeleteI switched to Chrome and still can't post. It is the will of the gods.
ReplyDeleteSolved! There was an unfortunate incident with Compatability setting for which I am definitely not to blame, although I actually am.
ReplyDeleteIn general, fish is to blame, Susan.
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I always wanted a scapegoat, but I"ll settle for a scapefish.
ReplyDeleteOh god, that compatibility setting is irritating and I'm glad I didn't know about it.
ReplyDeleteBlackmail pictures. That's all I'm going to say.
ReplyDeleteBut how great would it be if it were true? Although the prospect of seeing Newt in a compromising position does give me a little pause.
If he did blow Clinton, you could rest assured that it was a blowjob in conformance with True Conservative Principles.
ReplyDeleteSo, stingy and ineffective?
ReplyDeleteMaybe ravenously greedy.
ReplyDeleteAnd no spilling of the seed.
ReplyDeleteI always wanted a scapegoat, but I"ll settle for a scapefish.
ReplyDeleteI have taken on the burdens of mankind.
Y'know I still have a fish on crutches from Smut around somewhere that I have to use.
ReplyDeleteWhat wonderful sentences I get to write.
I have taken on the burdens of mankind.
ReplyDeleteYou're just carping.
A commenter could be GILLED for less.
ReplyDeleteYou're just carping.
ReplyDeleteWell maybe, but I've been up and down the pike a few times.
Shut up Smut.
ReplyDeleteWV thinks I'm fatendr
fish, I really admire how you've kept your sense of humor since being crucified. I don't think I could get over something like that so easily.
ReplyDeleteShut up Smut.
ReplyDeleteWV thinks I'm fatendr
fish got back.
I didn't let it spoil my poisson de vivre.
ReplyDeleteThe Passion of the Poisson.
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One man's meat is another man's poisson.
ReplyDeleteW/v = "befin", really.
Mrs. Krabotsky, yes THE Mrs. Krabotsky
ReplyDeleteI accuse Another Kiwi of making Bloom County references.
See, there you go, assuming I know stuff! Well I don't! Hah! I've never even been to Bloomers country
ReplyDeleteI'll just stop by for a moment to mention that the friendly folks at google have created "Chrome Canary" and placed it in the dev channel.
ReplyDeleteIt is specifically designed to run side by side with chrome so you can have BOTH google accounts open at the same time.
Just google "chrome canary", download and enjoy.
Canary in a chrome mine.
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