Former Delaware GOP senate candidate Christine O’Donnell announced tonight that she was endorsing Mitt Romney.Dear Romney campaign:
Please send me $25,000, just because. Thanks in advance,
"Sincerely!"
S. McGravitas
P.S. You are great.
UPDATE VIA THE INDISPENSABLE J—:
The whole press release is here, including this:
Background On Christine O’Donnell:Must Remember To Put More Capital Letters In My Requests.
Christine O’Donnell Has Been A Leader In The Conservative Movement For Many Years.
No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"
ReplyDeleteBy the time the Newt story has run its course, the Newtards will be left with only their new hero, David Brooks.
ReplyDelete-Bill Reilly
From the comments, he cackled.
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No, no, you have to sign it "Sincerely!"
ReplyDeleteOh right.
Dear Romney Campaign:
ReplyDeleteI will do everything Mr. McGravitas can do for you, at a lower fee of $20,000.
And I am an American, so you can avoid the inevitable accusations of sending jobs elsewhere, even if that has been the habit.
SINCERESTLY,
Zombie Rotten Mcdonald
Did you all see the whole thing? Now I know O'Donnell knows Romney will do the Right Thing because he is a Washington Outsider.
ReplyDeleteP.S., McGravitas: Stop Making Sense.
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OMG. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteMeaning thanks J—. That Thundra just creeps me out with all them orbs.
ReplyDeleteDear Mittens,
ReplyDeleteLike you, my ancestors knew that marriage was a sacred covenant between a man and several women. Also, I am not a witch. I am not undead, nor am I a filthy Canadian.
I will offer my services for free, as long as you are willing, in exchange for your willingness to get on national television with this dude: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-gay-veteran-6615286
Substance McGravitas has been a leader in the JanusNode poetry movement for years.
ReplyDeleteI am Japane-e-ese if you plea-e-ease.
ReplyDeleteI am kinda stripey if you don't please.
Hmmm. That reminds me of something.
If that last comment seems off-the-wall, it's because it's on the wrong blog.
ReplyDeleteI hate repeating myself, so here it stays.
Harumph.
I believe a letter writing campaign is in order.
ReplyDeleteDear Wizards In Charge Of Running The Romney Campaign,
Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization. He Also Sincerely Would Like $25,000.
Sincerely,
D-K Wangchuck, esq.
To Whom It May Concern Provided That They Are Able To Bind Company Responsible For Electing Mitt Romney,
ReplyDeleteI Am Writing To Inform You That Mr. McGravitas' Expertise With Making Humourous Animations Of Callista Gingrich. This Skill Is Easily Worth Something In The Order Of $25,000.
Sincerely,
Dragon-King W.
Mr. McGravitas Sincerely Regrets His Insufficient Capitalization.
ReplyDeleteMr McGravitas is able to Re-Capitalise his Business with a Drag-&-Drop Format.
"P.S. You are great" made me laaaaaaaaaugh. Your brand of funny always gets me right in my funny places.
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