Wednesday, November 23, 2011

What I Have To Offer

Look who enjoyed my article!


Okay then!

Validation of my ideas thus being taken care of, here is some advice to you, my late-to-the-table American friends: THIS IS THE WRONG END FOR THE TURKEY.



Also you may want to cook it in some fashion, perhaps removing the feathers and such.
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14 comments:

  1. wileyNovember 23, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    ew

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  2. mikeyNovember 23, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    Marriage is between one man and one delicious poultry.

    Sorry, that's what I truly believe...

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  3. Hamish MackNovember 23, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    I didn't want to say anything but now that you have this endorsement I think I can say that the torture porn you have had recently is the best I've seen.
    I do think that the turkey is not a real amateur.

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  4. Smut ClydeNovember 23, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    I am glad that Substance didn't animate the Turkeyse.

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  5. Smut ClydeNovember 23, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    Feel free at this point to make up your own song about an old man who stuck a fly up his butt, then a spider to catch the fly, progressing to larger and larger animals. Just don't sing it to me.

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  6. fishNovember 23, 2011 at 10:04 PM

    If that is the wrong end, THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE BASTER FOR?

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  7. Dr.KennethNoisewaterNovember 24, 2011 at 4:38 AM

    So, I just noticed for the first time that Mr. Goatse appears to be wearing a ring. This brings up a lot of questions. Questions I don't have have time to ponder now...

    OK, one. Is this man married to a woman?...and does this lucky gal know about his extra-turkricular procavities?

    HAPPY TURKEYSE DAY, Substance!

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  8. mikeyNovember 24, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    I know an old Goatse
    Inserted a fly
    I don't know why
    He inserted that fly
    Perhaps he's shy

    I know an old Goatse
    Inserted a Weta
    At least thats a bit bettah
    Than an Irish Settah
    Perhaps he'll fly

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  9. Substance McGravitasNovember 24, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    I thought about making him a goatsecopia, with turkey legs and fixin's spraying out, but less work is less work.

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  10. wileyNovember 24, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    Double ew. Do you have no gag reflex at all?

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  11. Substance McGravitasNovember 24, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    Please do not remind me of the Scoutmasters.

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  12. Dr.KennethNoisewaterNovember 24, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Mad, bad and dangerous to know!


    W/v is "upstrool," which AC keeps wanting to make "upstroke." if I had gotten "upstool" I actually may have fainted from happiness

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  13. Smut ClydeNovember 26, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    But did VS laugh at the "Maud Bored & dangerous to gnaw" joke at Riddled? That's why she is BANNED.

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  14. Dr.KennethNoisewaterNovember 27, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    I ain't afeart o' the Riddled staff. I can take all of you with one vestigial tail tied behind my back.


    Shit, I've said too much.

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